Car Wreck Jokes

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I hit an animal. My car is totalled. Am I covered?

Yes. What did you hit?

A fish
I hit an animal. My car is totalled. Am I covered?

Yes. What did you hit?

A fish


Flood Jokes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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When Jake from State Farm not picking up the phone.
When Jake from State Farm not picking up the phone.

State Farm Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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Hey man he was in my face

I'm in your face
Hey man he was in my face

I'm in your face


Paul Walker Jokes,  Really Bad Jokes,  
    
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Character is known for cheating death in cars

Dies in a car
Character is known for cheating death in cars

Dies in a car


Paul Walker Jokes,  Bad Luck Memes,  
    
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Me, if a millionaire taps me with their car
Me, if a millionaire taps me with their car

Memes,  Young Thug Memes,  
    
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Who painted this?
Who painted this?

Memes,  Car Crash Jokes,  
    
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Somebody saw me hit your car, so Im writing this note to make it look like Im leaving you my information

Good luck.
Somebody saw me hit your car, so Im writing this note to make it look like Im leaving you my information

Good luck.


Funny Pictures,  Funny Notes Left On Cars,  
    
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Started the car, threw it into reverse

Garage door still closed
Started the car, threw it into reverse

Garage door still closed


Memes,  Picard Meme (theme),  Car Memes,  
    
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No Sam...

Not the Impala
No Sam...

Not the Impala


Memes,  Funny Animal Signs,  
    
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well, well some sexy 

was'nt wearing a seatbelt
well, well some sexy

was'nt wearing a seatbelt


Memes,  Seat Belt Jokes,  
    
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U.S.S. Ted Kennedy

Let's see
Monica
Kathleen
Gennifer
Oh yeah Paula's up next
U.S.S. Ted Kennedy

Let's see
Monica
Kathleen
Gennifer
Oh yeah Paula's up next


Funny Pictures,  Ted Kennedy Jokes,  Ship Puns,  
    
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Your gift for purchasing the Ted Kennedy aquarium

Fatal wreck in a bottle
Your gift for purchasing the Ted Kennedy aquarium

Fatal wreck in a bottle


Funny Pictures,  Ted Kennedy Jokes,  
    
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Latinos be like

I know someone who can fix it
Latinos be like

I know someone who can fix it


Funny Pictures,  Latin American Jokes,  Best Spanish Jokes,  
    
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Praying for an accident.
Praying for an accident.

Memes,  Funny Alcohol Posters,  Best Drinking Jokes,  
    
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Polis

Wat r u doin

Polis

Stahp!
Polis

Wat r u doin

Polis

Stahp!


Memes,  Funny Police,  
    
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