Carbon Jokes

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Carbon jokesBet you can't make a joke about carbon C
I know, I know. You’re saying dang it I have already graduated from school and besides math I hated chemistry so why would I be interested in jokes about carbon? As the professor would say, to answer your question is because besides carbon monoxide the first lesson of organic chemistry is carbon is a whore.

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What do you get if you mix carbon, radium & phosphorus? 

CRaP
What do you get if you mix carbon, radium & phosphorus?

CRaP


Radium Jokes,  Phosphorus Jokes,  
    
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Where was Potassium, Fluorine and Carbons favourite place to eat? 

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Where was Potassium, Fluorine and Carbons favourite place to eat?

KFC


Fluorine Jokes,  Potassium Jokes,  
    
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fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium 

you
fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium

you


Fluorine Jokes,  Potassium Jokes,  
    
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fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium, yrtillium, oxygen, uranium

you just said f*** you on the periodic table. science can do anything!
fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium, yrtillium, oxygen, uranium

you just said f*** you on the periodic table. science can do anything!


Fluorine Jokes,  Periodic Table Puns,  
    
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Why did carbon marry hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met
Why did carbon marry hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met


Hydrogen Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?

With a "Carbonkneel"
How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?

With a "Carbonkneel"


Hydrogen Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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, are you composed of barium, silicon, carbon, bismuth, technetium, and hydrogen? because you are a 

ba-si-c bi-tc-h
, are you composed of barium, silicon, carbon, bismuth, technetium, and hydrogen? because you are a

ba-si-c bi-tc-h


Hydrogen Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium? 

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Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium?

Chocolate, yum


Hydrogen Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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I am hungry I want some tantalum, carbon, oxygen and sulfur

TA-C-O-S
I am hungry I want some tantalum, carbon, oxygen and sulfur

TA-C-O-S


Sulfur Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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*le chemistry cl

hey teacher, w do you balance a formula with fluorine,  uranium, carbon and potium? 

let's see

well...

let me write this down...

wait a sec....

..
*le chemistry cl

hey teacher, w do you balance a formula with fluorine, uranium, carbon and potium?

let's see

well...

let me write this down...

wait a sec....

..


Troll Face Meme,  Periodic Table Jokes,  
    
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you disagree with my hypothesis?

well fluorine uranium carbon potium you.

fucp? 

what is that?

go sit in a corner

and look at the periodic table.
you disagree with my hypothesis?

well fluorine uranium carbon potium you.

fucp?

what is that?

go sit in a corner

and look at the periodic table.


Fluorine Jokes,  Chemistry Insults,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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fluorine, uranium,  carbon,  potium me?

well you're a bismuth, technetium, hydrogen
fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium me?

well you're a bismuth, technetium, hydrogen


Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Cursing Jokes,  Funny Element Jokes,  
    
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Carbon dioxide cannot cause global warming

Because plants need it
Carbon dioxide cannot cause global warming

Because plants need it


Memes,  Global Warming Funny,  
    
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colbat, carbon, and potium found mixed together in a cube-like chunk of rock?

 block.
colbat, carbon, and potium found mixed together in a cube-like chunk of rock?

block.


Memes,  
    
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Are you a carbon sample? 

Because I want to date you
Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you


Memes,  Cheesy Love Jokes,  
    
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