Card Jokes

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I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you don't give me my $1.37 back.
I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you don't give me my $1.37 back.

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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U know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it our loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts
U know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it our loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts

Memes,  Self Esteem Jokes,  
    
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What age were you when you first saw the 8 in the middle of the 8 of diamonds?
What age were you when you first saw the 8 in the middle of the 8 of diamonds?

Memes,  Number Jokes,  
    
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y'all uno came out with a 2nd version called dos.

 can get ed in uno, dos, and tres lmao it don't matter
y'all uno came out with a 2nd version called dos.

can get ed in uno, dos, and tres lmao it don't matter


Memes,  Funny Spanish Jokes,  
    
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this lil  child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm
this lil child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm

Memes,  Board Game Jokes,  
    
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Cashier: Your card isn't working, do you want me to try again?

Me: Yes
Cashier: Your card isn't working, do you want me to try again?

Me: Yes


Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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"We're gunna make great trades!"
"We're gunna make great trades!"

Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Pokemon Humor,  
    
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When you're playing Uno and someone goes "skip you, skip you, reverse, reverse back to me, draw 2 uno, draw 2, Uno out"
When you're playing Uno and someone goes "skip you, skip you, reverse, reverse back to me, draw 2 uno, draw 2, Uno out"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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just in case a  try to hit me wit some draw 4s
just in case a try to hit me wit some draw 4s

Memes,  Gun Meme,  
    
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"Your card has been declined"

"Why you so loud for ?"
"Your card has been declined"

"Why you so loud for ?"


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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The first job for the next president is to decide whether we chip or swipe cause I'm out here looking dumb Af
The first job for the next president is to decide whether we chip or swipe cause I'm out here looking dumb Af

Memes,  Election Jokes,  
    
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When you swipe your debit card and you're waiting to see if it gets declined
When you swipe your debit card and you're waiting to see if it gets declined

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense
Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense


Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"

Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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