Card Jokes

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Cashier: Your card isn't working, do you want me to try again?

Me: Yes
Cashier: Your card isn't working, do you want me to try again?

Me: Yes


Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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"We're gunna make great trades!"
"We're gunna make great trades!"

Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Pokemon Humor,  
    
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When you're playing Uno and someone goes "skip you, skip you, reverse, reverse back to me, draw 2 uno, draw 2, Uno out"
When you're playing Uno and someone goes "skip you, skip you, reverse, reverse back to me, draw 2 uno, draw 2, Uno out"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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just in case a  try to hit me wit some draw 4s
just in case a try to hit me wit some draw 4s

Memes,  Gun Meme,  
    
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"Your card has been declined"

"Why you so loud for ?"
"Your card has been declined"

"Why you so loud for ?"


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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The first job for the next president is to decide whether we chip or swipe cause I'm out here looking dumb Af
The first job for the next president is to decide whether we chip or swipe cause I'm out here looking dumb Af

Memes,  Election Jokes,  
    
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When you swipe your debit card and you're waiting to see if it gets declined
When you swipe your debit card and you're waiting to see if it gets declined

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense
Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense


Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"

Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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"Can you put your card in the chip reader please"


Yea hold on let me cancel my plans for the rest of the day
"Can you put your card in the chip reader please"


Yea hold on let me cancel my plans for the rest of the day


Memes,  Daily Meme,  
    
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The definition of "swag" in 1999
The definition of "swag" in 1999

Memes,  90s Jokes,  Funny Pokemon Images,  
    
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dad why did you sign this card 'your filthy little '?!

daughter: i'm sorry, that card was for my daddy, not my father!
dad why did you sign this card 'your filthy little '?!

daughter: i'm sorry, that card was for my daddy, not my father!


Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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My debit card is starting to feel more like a gift card.."not sure how much is on this but we'll give it  a try"
My debit card is starting to feel more like a gift card.."not sure how much is on this but we'll give it a try"

Memes,  Debt Meme,  
    
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this lol  child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm
this lol child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm

Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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Pregnant or not

She gonna get this work
Pregnant or not

She gonna get this work


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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