Career Jokes

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Fun fact: The guy in charge of naming movies at Pixar makes over &700k/year. He got a $300k bonus for coming up with "Cars"
Fun fact: The guy in charge of naming movies at Pixar makes over &700k/year. He got a $300k bonus for coming up with "Cars"

Memes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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I'm angry with the teacher who told us "do well in school or you'll end up a trash man" but never once mentioned that the trash man made more money than them.
I'm angry with the teacher who told us "do well in school or you'll end up a trash man" but never once mentioned that the trash man made more money than them.

Memes,  Teacher Student Jokes,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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Kathy Griffin: I ruined my career

Jussie Smollett: Hold my bleach
Kathy Griffin: I ruined my career

Jussie Smollett: Hold my bleach


Memes,  Celebrity Fails,  
    
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A 6-year-old boy is making $11 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys

Meanwhile I'm waking up at 12 and having a nap at 2
A 6-year-old boy is making $11 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys

Meanwhile I'm waking up at 12 and having a nap at 2


Memes,  Youtube Jokes,  
    
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Me in high school I'm going to be a millionaire and a doctor

Me in 2018:
Me in high school I'm going to be a millionaire and a doctor

Me in 2018:


Memes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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I'm a butterfly therapist

I'm a stay at home astronaut

Our budget is $3.2mil
I'm a butterfly therapist

I'm a stay at home astronaut

Our budget is $3.2mil


Memes,  Tv Show Jokes,  Rich People Jokes,  
    
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[This week on House Hunters]

Husband: I make sculptures our of wet cereal

Wife: I'm sell ornamental ferret pillows

Our budget is 860k
[This week on House Hunters]

Husband: I make sculptures our of wet cereal

Wife: I'm sell ornamental ferret pillows

Our budget is 860k


Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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How it's gonna look arriving to work with my friends on the first day of my Space Force career
How it's gonna look arriving to work with my friends on the first day of my Space Force career

Memes,  Space Jokes,  Latest Funny Jokes,  
    
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I'm a freelance hamster trainer

I'm a stay at home astronaut

And our budget is 4.7mil
I'm a freelance hamster trainer

I'm a stay at home astronaut

And our budget is 4.7mil


Memes,  Tv Show Jokes,  Rich People Jokes,  
    
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Age 6: "I want to be a doctor."
Age 16: "I want to be a nurse."
Age 19: "I'll try accounting."
Age 24: "Hey guys, welcome back to my channel..."
Age 6: "I want to be a doctor."
Age 16: "I want to be a nurse."
Age 19: "I'll try accounting."
Age 24: "Hey guys, welcome back to my channel..."


Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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When you want to choose career options based on your skills and experience
When you want to choose career options based on your skills and experience

Memes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When your dad comes in on Career Day and starts doing fidget spinner tricks
When your dad comes in on Career Day and starts doing fidget spinner tricks

Memes,  Dad Jokes,  
    
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Face you make when

Your MMA career tanks
Face you make when

Your MMA career tanks


Memes,  The Face You Make Meme,  Ronda Rousey Meme,  
    
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Dress for the 

Job you want...
Dress for the

Job you want...


Memes,  Model Jokes,  
    
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When her parents ask what you do for a living
When her parents ask what you do for a living

Memes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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