Carpenter Jokes

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Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Hammer Jokes,  
    
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I don't always assemble Ikea furniture, but when I do

I consider myself a master carpenter
I don't always assemble Ikea furniture, but when I do

I consider myself a master carpenter


Ikea Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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lets play carpenter

...first we'll get hammered
then i'll nail you!
lets play carpenter

...first we'll get hammered
then i'll nail you!


Funny Jokes,  
    
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When it came time to judge, the carpenter was floored by the panel.

Judge Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears.

Tool Jokes,  Crying Jokes  
    
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The carpenter was well-known for nailing his work.

Carpet Jokes,  Pun One Liners  
    
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When I was a carpenter, I specialized in installing bathroom fixtures. I am very proud of all my vanities.

Bathroom Humor,  Bathroom Jokes  
    
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Q. What's the similarity between Essex girls and carpenters?

A: They both have saws in their box


Riddle Jokes,  Funny Women Jokes  
    
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Q: Who was the first carpenter?

A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.


Adam And Eve Jokes,  
    
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!


Shark Jokes For Kids,  Question Humor,  Shark Puns  
    
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Q: Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

A: He was board.


Job Humor,  Sleeping Jokes  
    
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Sometimes I think I should have stayed a carpenter.

The money was good, and I was my own boss. And I was the nailer, not the nail-ee.
Sometimes I think I should have stayed a carpenter.

The money was good, and I was my own boss. And I was the nailer, not the nail-ee.


Jesus Memes,  Funny Christian Quotes,  Story Time Jesus (theme)  
    
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i got an idea, let's play carpenter. first we get hammered, then i nail you!
i got an idea, let's play carpenter. first we get hammered, then i nail you!

Hammer Jokes,  Nail Jokes,  Adult Puns,  
    
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Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A: Fingernails.


Carpet Jokes,  Silly Jokes,  Best One Liner Jokes Ever  
    
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