Carpet Jokes

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf,
now get ready for

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  Pug Jokes,  
    
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When the boss I coming so you start mopping the carpet to look busy...
When the boss I coming so you start mopping the carpet to look busy...

Memes,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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When you let Satan pick the carpet
When you let Satan pick the carpet

Memes,  Devil Jokes,  Stair Jokes,  
    
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so i said, whats an arab? tse people w goats and ride magic carpets?
so i said, whats an arab?

tse people w goats and ride magic carpets?

Racist Arab Jokes,  Redneck Randal (theme),  
    
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Come out from work and Aladdin has taken up 2 spots, I'll show him a whole new world in a minute.
Come out from work and Aladdin has taken up 2 spots, I'll show him a whole new world in a minute.

Memes,  Funny Parking,  
    
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when the dog es on my carpet it's like he's ing on my soul
when the dog es on my carpet

it's like he's ing on my soul

Funny Emo Quotes,  Emo Jokes,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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carols first time taking acid went well. very well
carols first time taking acid went well.

very well

Memes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  Humor Jokes Funny,  
    
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''Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.''
''Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.''

Mobster Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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when a scarf isn't warm enough so you decide to wear your ing living room carpet instead
when a scarf isn't warm enough so you decide to wear your ing living room carpet instead

Memes,  Omg Lol,  
    
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i hate white carpet with stains on it
i hate white

carpet with stains on it

Memes,  Successful Black Man Memes,  Racial Humor,  
    
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this ones for all the that's ever been dropped onto a carpet floor
this ones for all the that's ever been dropped onto a carpet floor

Memes,  
    
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aladdin parks like an le.
aladdin parks like an le.

Memes,  Funny Parking Images,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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The carpet is made of lava But don't worry, Joey will save you
The carpet is made of lava

But don't worry, Joey will save you

Memes,  Matthew Perry Jokes,  Funny Friends Sayings,  
    
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w needs carpet when you got this much drapes?
w needs carpet

when you got this much drapes?

Funny Pictures,  Long Hair Jokes,  
    
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What tha - ? ...And on the new carpet too? Bad dog!! Bad, bad dog!!
What tha - ? ...And on the new carpet too? Bad dog!! Bad, bad dog!!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Snowman Jokes,  
    
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