Carrot Jokes

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I've been a vegan for one week. Is this normal?
I've been a vegan for one week. Is this normal?

Memes,  Vegan Meme,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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How she looks at you when she wants the carrot
How she looks at you when she wants the carrot

Memes,  The D Jokes,  
    
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Gets a pinata for easter Filled with carrots
Gets a pinata for easter

Filled with carrots

Pinata Jokes,  Funny Easter Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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What if I told you Peas and carrots don't actually go together
What if I told you

Peas and carrots don't actually go together

What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Pea Jokes,  
    
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We go together like Peas and carrots!
We go together like

Peas and carrots!

Pea Jokes,  Forrest Gump Jokes,  
    
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jenny and i was like peas and carrots. she sucked on my carrot and drank my pea.
jenny and i was like peas and carrots.

she sucked on my carrot and drank my pea.

Forrest Gump Jokes,  Pea Jokes,  
    
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Amanda fled in tears... Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!
Amanda fled in tears...

Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!

Snowman Comics,  Snowman Jokes,  Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.''
''We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.''

Employee Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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'' Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.''
'' Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.''

Funny Rabbit Jokes,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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when you're broke af but still want to take her to a cly valentine dinner
when you're broke af

but still want to take her to a cly valentine dinner

Broke People Jokes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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we're skinny dipping! it's going to be even better with girls, i bet! there's a lot of carrots in that stew.
we're skinny dipping! it's going to be even better with girls, i bet!

there's a lot of carrots in that stew.

Skinny Dipping Jokes,  Funny Cartoon Comics,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Carrots are too mainstream I liked them better when they were underground
Carrots are too mainstream

I liked them better when they were underground

Funny Bunny Sayings,  Hipster Memes,  Hipster Jokes List,  
    
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We get it, you're a vegan
We get it, you're a vegan

Memes,  Vegan Memes,  Funny Hair Styles,  
    
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This carrot wants to be an astronaut so badly
This carrot wants to be an astronaut so badly

Memes,  Astronaut Jokes,  
    
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ing vegans
ing vegans

Memes,  Vegan Memes,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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