Carrot Puns

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Is there a turnip ahead?

I've never bean this way!

I gotta pea!

Lettuce please slow down!

I don't carrot all!
Is there a turnip ahead?

I've never bean this way!

I gotta pea!

Lettuce please slow down!

I don't carrot all!


Vegetarian Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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They're angry? But that means...

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Pam, the vegetable people just found out about smoothies and are furious!

They're angry? But that means...

Yes. We have steamed vegetables.


Vegetable Puns,  Cheesy Puns,  
    
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Don't carrot all about what others say, be yourself!
Don't carrot all about what others say, be yourself!

Self Esteem Jokes,  Carrot Jokes,  
    
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Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all? 

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.
Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all?

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.


Funny Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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that  said if i put carrots in her ear, she would let me hit.
that said if i put carrots in her ear, she would let me hit.

Memes,  Picture Fails,  Jewelry Jokes,  
    
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What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots!

Happy Holidays!
What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots!

Happy Holidays!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  Corny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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If I eat the carrot does it mean I'm gay?
If I eat the carrot does it mean I'm gay?

Funny Ecards,  Snowman Comics,  Carrot Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes it's like she doesn't

Carrot all
Sometimes it's like she doesn't

Carrot all


Memes,  Rabbit Puns,  Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  
    
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My mom bought me a two carrot ring

karat*
My mom bought me a two carrot ring

karat*


Memes,  Funny Text Message Jokes To Send,  Images Jokes  
    
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I dont wear pants

And I dont carrot all
I dont wear pants

And I dont carrot all


Latest Funny Photos,  Silly Puns,  Best Puns,  
    
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Puttin five carrots

In my baby girl's ear
Puttin five carrots

In my baby girl's ear


Jewelry Jokes,  Chistopher Wallace Jokes,  Vegetable Puns  
    
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Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

You lied to me.
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

You lied to me.


Carrot Jokes,  Eye Puns,  Eye Jokes  
    
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I've heard carrots are good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots.
I've heard carrots are good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots.

Snowman Jokes For Kids,  Funny Snowman Jokes,  Carrot Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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Cosmetic Surgeon

"I want a smaller carrot."
Cosmetic Surgeon

"I want a smaller carrot."


Funny Snowman Jokes,  Funny Surgery Jokes,  Surgery Jokes,  Big Nose Jokes,  
    
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