Cashier Jokes

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Here you find some of the funniest cashier jokes from all over the world wide web. Some experiences appear to be universal and dealing with cashiers is one of them. Things like the cashier holding the $20 you just gave her up to the light to make sure that it's real, when you buy a lot of small items like candy and the cashier asks if you need a bag for it and sometimes when you're short a nickel or dime and they let you skate anyway. We have all been there and you will find memes and jokes about all of that and more in this section.

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How me and the cashier be looking at each other while we're waiting on my debit card to process
How me and the cashier be looking at each other while we're waiting on my debit card to process

Memes,  That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  Credit Card Jokes,  
    
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I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.

Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas Day

So both cashiers can be with their families
Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas Day

So both cashiers can be with their families


Memes,  Walmart Jokes,  Best Christmas Joke,  
    
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my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the  does it look like.
my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the does it look like.


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Me: I'm just gonna treat myself a little bit at Sephora

Cashier: Your total is $200

Me:
Me: I'm just gonna treat myself a little bit at Sephora

Cashier: Your total is $200

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes
Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes


Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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What;s a random thing that gives u anxiety
What;s a random thing that gives u anxiety

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  Anxiety Meme,  
    
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Me: "I'm just going in for like two things."

Target Cashier: "That'll be $74.67"

Me:
Me: "I'm just going in for like two things."

Target Cashier: "That'll be $74.67"

Me:


Memes,  Target Jokes,  Queen Elizabeth Meme,  
    
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"I promise I ain't spending no more than $50 at the store."

Cashier: "That will be $215.95"

Me:
"I promise I ain't spending no more than $50 at the store."

Cashier: "That will be $215.95"

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Me: "Ok your total is..hold on it's loading."

Customer: "Wow! So it's free?! Hahaha"

Me: "A ki ki ki nah it's $17.66."
Me: "Ok your total is..hold on it's loading."

Customer: "Wow! So it's free?! Hahaha"

Me: "A ki ki ki nah it's $17.66."


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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When your 28 cents shorts and the cashier says "Don't worry about it"

Gods plans
When your 28 cents shorts and the cashier says "Don't worry about it"

Gods plans


Memes,  Drake Memes,  
    
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Cashier: Wow so many chocolates. Your gf is lucky to have u

Guy: I'm too broke to have a gf, these are all for me

Cashier: Hahaha

Guy: Hahah

Cashier: Your credit card declined
Cashier: Wow so many chocolates. Your gf is lucky to have u

Guy: I'm too broke to have a gf, these are all for me

Cashier: Hahaha

Guy: Hahah

Cashier: Your credit card declined


Memes,  Being Single Jokes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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"Do you have experience working as a cashier"?

Me:
"Do you have experience working as a cashier"?

Me:


Memes,  Barbie Memes,  
    
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"Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?"

Me: lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor.
"Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?"

Me: lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor.


Memes,  Best Poor Jokes,  Charity Jokes,  
    
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when the drive thru cashier being a lil too friendly with bae and you like "alright now  he don't need extra sauce he got me""
when the drive thru cashier being a lil too friendly with bae and you like "alright now he don't need extra sauce he got me""

Memes,  Drive Thru Jokes,  
    
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