Cashier Jokes

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Here you find some of the funniest cashier jokes from all over the world wide web. Some experiences appear to be universal and dealing with cashiers is one of them. Things like the cashier holding the $20 you just gave her up to the light to make sure that it's real, when you buy a lot of small items like candy and the cashier asks if you need a bag for it and sometimes when you're short a nickel or dime and they let you skate anyway. We have all been there and you will find memes and jokes about all of that and more in this section.

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when the cashier lds up your money up to make sure it's real
when the cashier lds up your money up to make sure it's real

Memes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you almost got away with/ double meat & guac but then they let the cashier know
When you almost got away with/ double meat & guac but then they let the cashier know

Memes,  Guacamole Meme,  Chipotle Meme,  
    
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When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.
When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.

Memes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier holds up your 20 to see if its real
When the cashier holds up your 20 to see if its real

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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911: What's your emergency? 

Lochte: I was almost robbed by a supermarket cashier. He tried to take my dollar for sick children

911: Sir he was just asking for a donation. Lochte is this u again?

Lochte: ...He had a gun

911: That's a price gun
911: What's your emergency?

Lochte: I was almost robbed by a supermarket cashier. He tried to take my dollar for sick children

911: Sir he was just asking for a donation. Lochte is this u again?

Lochte: ...He had a gun

911: That's a price gun


Memes,  Robbery Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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We don't charge extra for guacamole
We don't charge extra for guacamole

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  Guacamole Meme,  
    
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Handing my Harriet Tubman $20 bill to white cashiers like
Handing my Harriet Tubman $20 bill to white cashiers like

Memes,  Harriet Tubman Meme,  
    
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cashier: would you like to make a donation to help dying children and puppies in need..

me: why you gotta make me look like a  right now bruh i just need some milk
cashier: would you like to make a donation to help dying children and puppies in need..

me: why you gotta make me look like a right now bruh i just need some milk


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Shopping Meme,  
    
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When the cashier already done with you and says "next" but u tryna put ur money in ur pocket hella fast
When the cashier already done with you and says "next" but u tryna put ur money in ur pocket hella fast

Memes,  Spongebob Meme,  
    
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cashier: would like to make a donation to help dying children and puppies in need?

me: why you gotta make me look like a selfish  rn i just wanted to get some milk
cashier: would like to make a donation to help dying children and puppies in need?

me: why you gotta make me look like a selfish rn i just wanted to get some milk


Funny Quotes,  Selfish Jokes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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When they keep talking to the cashier after they already paid for their stuff

Gooooooooooo!!!
When they keep talking to the cashier after they already paid for their stuff

Gooooooooooo!!!


Memes,  Lmfao,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Walmart is closing 269 stores in 2016.

Putting 14 cashiers out of work.
Walmart is closing 269 stores in 2016.

Putting 14 cashiers out of work.


Memes,  Walmart Memes,  Walmart Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier says ur total is $9.11
When the cashier says ur total is $9.11

Memes,  911 Memes,  911 Jokes,  
    
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''No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.''
''No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.''

Diploma Jokes,  Short College Jokes,  
    
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Walmart is closing 269 stores in 2016

Putting 14 cashiers out of work
Walmart is closing 269 stores in 2016

Putting 14 cashiers out of work


Memes,  Walmart Memes,  Walmart Jokes,  
    
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