Cashier Jokes

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Here you find some of the funniest cashier jokes from all over the world wide web. Some experiences appear to be universal and dealing with cashiers is one of them. Things like the cashier holding the $20 you just gave her up to the light to make sure that it's real, when you buy a lot of small items like candy and the cashier asks if you need a bag for it and sometimes when you're short a nickel or dime and they let you skate anyway. We have all been there and you will find memes and jokes about all of that and more in this section.

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"I promise I ain't spending no more than $50 at the store."

Cashier: "That will be $215.95"

Me:
"I promise I ain't spending no more than $50 at the store."

Cashier: "That will be $215.95"

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Me: "Ok your total is..hold on it's loading."

Customer: "Wow! So it's free?! Hahaha"

Me: "A ki ki ki nah it's $17.66."
Me: "Ok your total is..hold on it's loading."

Customer: "Wow! So it's free?! Hahaha"

Me: "A ki ki ki nah it's $17.66."


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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When your 28 cents shorts and the cashier says "Don't worry about it"

Gods plans
When your 28 cents shorts and the cashier says "Don't worry about it"

Gods plans


Memes,  Drake Memes,  
    
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Cashier: Wow so many chocolates. Your gf is lucky to have u

Guy: I'm too broke to have a gf, these are all for me

Cashier: Hahaha

Guy: Hahah

Cashier: Your credit card declined
Cashier: Wow so many chocolates. Your gf is lucky to have u

Guy: I'm too broke to have a gf, these are all for me

Cashier: Hahaha

Guy: Hahah

Cashier: Your credit card declined


Memes,  Being Single Jokes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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"Do you have experience working as a cashier"?

Me:
"Do you have experience working as a cashier"?

Me:


Memes,  Barbie Memes,  
    
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"Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?"

Me: lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor.
"Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?"

Me: lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor.


Memes,  Best Poor Jokes,  Charity Jokes,  
    
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when the drive thru cashier being a lil too friendly with bae and you like "alright now  he don't need extra sauce he got me""
when the drive thru cashier being a lil too friendly with bae and you like "alright now he don't need extra sauce he got me""

Memes,  Drive Thru Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier puts your change on the counter instead of in your hand
When the cashier puts your change on the counter instead of in your hand

Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier puts your $100 up to the light to see if it;s real in front of everubody
When the cashier puts your $100 up to the light to see if it;s real in front of everubody

Memes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you make a joke and the cashier in the drive thru laughs too hard.

Her: So you a comedian now huh?
When you make a joke and the cashier in the drive thru laughs too hard.

Her: So you a comedian now huh?


Memes,  Funny Jealousy Quotes,  
    
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Me: "I just need to go to Target for one thing"

Cashier: "Your total is 273.89"

Me:
Me: "I just need to go to Target for one thing"

Cashier: "Your total is 273.89"

Me:


Memes,  Target Meme,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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My exact face when a customer is two cents short and I have no intention of looking out for them
My exact face when a customer is two cents short and I have no intention of looking out for them

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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when the cashier lds up your money up to make sure it's real
when the cashier lds up your money up to make sure it's real

Memes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you almost got away with/ double meat & guac but then they let the cashier know
When you almost got away with/ double meat & guac but then they let the cashier know

Memes,  Guacamole Meme,  Chipotle Meme,  
    
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When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.
When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.

Memes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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