Cashier Meme

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A cashier is the person who scans the items you want to purchase and takes your money at the cash register. Here you will find a funny cashier meme or two about interactions that we've all experienced at least once while shopping. Experiences like our mom gets off line to get something else in the store just as the cashier is putting the last item in the bag and it's time to pay, getting to the McDonald's drive thru to order breakfast exactly 1 minute too late and being a few cents short on your purchase but she lets you get it anyway.

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When the cashier asks if you want to donate money for a super sick kid

If he dies...

He dies.
When the cashier asks if you want to donate money for a super sick kid

If he dies...

He dies.


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Me: Your total is 9.95

Customer: *Hands cash*

Me: *Types amount in system*

Customer: Oh here's 30 cents
Me: Your total is 9.95

Customer: *Hands cash*

Me: *Types amount in system*

Customer: Oh here's 30 cents


Memes,  Math Humor,  
    
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Cashier: Here's ur change karate

Lady: It's Helen

Cashier: Sorry I don't speak Nintendo
Cashier: Here's ur change karate

Lady: It's Helen

Cashier: Sorry I don't speak Nintendo


Memes,  Funny Racist Jokes Asian People,  
    
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When you're hitting on the cashier and she says your card was declined
When you're hitting on the cashier and she says your card was declined

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"
"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"


Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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*Swipes credit card*

Cashier: Sorry, it's a chip reader.
*Swipes credit card*

Cashier: Sorry, it's a chip reader.


Memes,  Credit Card Memes,  
    
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Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense
Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense


Memes,  Card Jokes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Cashier: Would like u to donate 10 cents to the childrens hospital

Me: Look man I'm not Bill Gates
Cashier: Would like u to donate 10 cents to the childrens hospital

Me: Look man I'm not Bill Gates


Memes,  Selfish Jokes,  Charity Jokes,  
    
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Me: Total is $9.43

Customer: *hands over $20*

Me: *punches in 20.00 & opens drawer..*

Customer: Wait! I have .43

Me:
Me: Total is $9.43

Customer: *hands over $20*

Me: *punches in 20.00 & opens drawer..*

Customer: Wait! I have .43

Me:


Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Cashier: have a good night

Her: sorry I have  boyfriend

Guy: Hi I do crossfit
Cashier: have a good night

Her: sorry I have boyfriend

Guy: Hi I do crossfit


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cashier: would you like a receipt? 

guy: yeah i'd like to receive your number

cashier: oh i meant a receipt for your mike's hard lemonade you little
cashier: would you like a receipt?

guy: yeah i'd like to receive your number

cashier: oh i meant a receipt for your mike's hard lemonade you little


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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When you're ordering at Taco Bell and the cashier gives you an attitude
When you're ordering at Taco Bell and the cashier gives you an attitude

Memes,  Donald Trump Meme,  
    
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Looks like Sam didn't make the cut at the Citadel
Looks like Sam didn't make the cut at the Citadel

Memes,  Game Of Thrones Jokes,  
    
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"If it doesn't scan it must be free!"

Aha
"If it doesn't scan it must be free!"

Aha


Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Me when a customer puts their money on the counter instead of my outstretched hand
Me when a customer puts their money on the counter instead of my outstretched hand

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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