Cat Puns

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Cat punsDon't try to stop me 'cause I am on a roll.
Usually when refurring to cats we tend to always say they have nine lives. I’ sure you’ve seen a cat two survive a near death experience. I’m sure you also have heard its bad luck if a black cat crosses your path. Whether that’s true or not whenever I see a black cat, I walk the opposite direction.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny cat puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Dogs can't operate MRI machines

Bu catscan
Dogs can't operate MRI machines

Bu catscan


Memes,  Doctor Puns,  
    
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Alright, let's, get that engine purrin again
Alright, let's, get that engine purrin again

Memes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Boss: What do you bring to the table?

Cat: I'm willing to work long meowers.
Boss: What do you bring to the table?

Cat: I'm willing to work long meowers.


Memes,  Boss Jokes,  
    
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Cat me outside... meowbow dah
Cat me outside... meowbow dah

Memes,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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him: are you a dog? cus i'd like to go out with you

her: are you a cat? cus you look like a
him: are you a dog? cus i'd like to go out with you

her: are you a cat? cus you look like a


Memes,  Bad Pick Up Lines,  Disses And Comebacks,  
    
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What do you get when you have a cat that eats lemons?

A sour puss
What do you get when you have a cat that eats lemons?

A sour puss


Lemon Puns,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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cat: i will see you meow

patient: haha

cat: what the  is funny martha
cat: i will see you meow

patient: haha

cat: what the is funny martha


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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Cats are made of iron, lithium, and neon

FeLiNe
Cats are made of iron, lithium, and neon

FeLiNe


Chemistry Cat (theme),  Iron Jokes,  
    
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I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.
I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.

Hat Puns,  Cat Memes (theme),  
    
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I curdle cream!

Sour Puss
I curdle cream!

Sour Puss


Lemon Jokes,  Lemon Puns,  
    
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"As you can see, the cat scan of your brain turned up positive
"As you can see, the cat scan of your brain turned up positive

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Cat Jokes For Kids,  
    
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cat looks weird because it's inbread...
cat looks weird because it's inbread...

Memes,  Bread Puns,  
    
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they dont call me

-magnet for nothing
they dont call me

-magnet for nothing


Memes,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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no need for a girlfriend

i'm all the  you need
no need for a girlfriend

i'm all the you need


Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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