Catholic Jokes One Liners

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Intentionally wear dirt on face Call other religions "silly"
Intentionally wear dirt on face

Call other religions "silly"

Ash Wednesday Memes,  Ash Wednesday Jokes,  
    
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What do we say to meat on Fridays? Not today.
What do we say to meat on Fridays?

Not today.

Lent Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  Lent Jokes,  
    
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When you're meant to be performing mass but you timeline is on fire.
When you're meant to be performing mass but you timeline is on fire.

Memes,  Religious Humor,  
    
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Just about halfway through Lent
Just about halfway through

Lent

Memes,  Lent Jokes,  Slowpoke Meme (theme),  
    
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A Pope named Francis? You've probably never heard of one--i'm the first
A Pope named Francis?

You've probably never heard of one--i'm the first

Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  Pope Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

Good Puns,  Catholics Jokes,  Religious Puns  
    
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic - Unknown Origin

Funny Nun Jokes,  Catholic Humor  
    
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Q: How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

A: Satisfying.

Blind Jokes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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What do Catholics say when they change a lightbulb?

Glory be unto the Father and unto the Son and into the hole it goes!

Catholics Jokes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  Light Bulbs Jokes  
    
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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Funny Nun Jokes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  Accident Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the priest say when he was pull over by the police?

A: I think was possessed by a speed demon!

Priest Jokes,  Police Jokes,  Devil Jokes,  
    
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Why did the lion throw up after he'd eaten a priest?

Because it's hard to keep a good man down.

Lion Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  Priest Jokes,  
    
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This Lent I'm giving up New Year's Resolutions.
This Lent I'm giving up New Year's Resolutions.

Lent Jokes,  Christian New Year Jokes,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  
    
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Why can't nigger women become nuns?

Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

Religion Jokes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  Black Woman Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A: A firm believer

Preacher Jokes,  
    
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