Catholic Priest Joke

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The Holy Church never fears the truth 

It condemned Galileo to defend the truth: the sun revolves around the Earth
The Holy Church never fears the truth

It condemned Galileo to defend the truth: the sun revolves around the Earth


Galileo Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  Science Jokes,  
    
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If birth control is a sin, and abstinence is the best form of birth control

Then why are priests celibate?
If birth control is a sin, and abstinence is the best form of birth control

Then why are priests celibate?


Birth Control Meme,  Celibacy Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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All Catholic Priests must remain celibate 

Office was originally occupied by a married person
All Catholic Priests must remain celibate

Office was originally occupied by a married person


Offensive Catholic Jokes,  Anti Religion Jokes,  
    
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I'm glad the catholic church requires priests to be celibate

So they won't reproduce
I'm glad the catholic church requires priests to be celibate

So they won't reproduce


Celibacy Jokes,  Priest Jokes,  
    
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Priest factory in Philadelphia
Priest factory in Philadelphia

Funny Pictures,  Priest Jokes,  
    
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I have to resign.

I was offered a better job.
I have to resign.

I was offered a better job.


Memes,  Funny Atheist Quotes,  Atheist Jokes,  
    
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Just did a sermon bout a week ago!!
Just did a sermon bout a week ago!!

Funny Pictures,  Pope Jokes 2014,  Pope Jokes One Liners,  
    
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

They have nothing in common why would they be there together
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

They have nothing in common why would they be there together


Meme,  Funny Anti Jokes,  Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes,  
    
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if the catlic church really wants priests to be celibate, maybe they suld let them get married.
if the catlic church really wants priests to be celibate, maybe they suld let them get married.

Funny Jokes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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father, i've sinned

i know!
father, i've sinned

i know!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  
    
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Forgive me, father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest... For I have synonymed.
Forgive me, father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest... For I have synonymed.

Funny Jokes,  Catholics Jokes,  
    
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Red rover Red rover 

Send Francis on over!
Red rover Red rover

Send Francis on over!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  
    
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The pope's started tweeting.

"LOL" means "Lady of Lourdes"...
The pope's started tweeting.

"LOL" means "Lady of Lourdes"...


Funny Jokes,  Catholics Jokes,  
    
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why would priest want to get married?

we're already celibate, obedient, and in poverty.
why would priest want to get married?

we're already celibate, obedient, and in poverty.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  
    
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Pedestrians dressed in priestly attire suddenly fix this old man's legs.

Epic Old Man - Saved
Pedestrians dressed in priestly attire suddenly fix this old man's legs.

Pranks,  Priest Jokes,  Funny Religious Jokes,  
    
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