Celibacy Jokes

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When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage, but you're standing in their wedding photo
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage, but you're standing in their wedding photo

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How do parents go from "Sex is bad" to "I want grandkids"?
How do parents go from "Sex is bad" to "I want grandkids"?

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Gonna tell my daughter that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
Gonna tell my daughter that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage

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I haven't seen a "Day 128 without sex..." post in a while I'm guessing y'all mfs got laid finally
I haven't seen a "Day 128 without sex..." post in a while I'm guessing y'all mfs got laid finally

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Since graduating high school, what have you accomplished so far?

Not being pregnant
Since graduating high school, what have you accomplished so far?

Not being pregnant


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day 298 witut sex, the dentist told me to spit and i swallowed
day 298 witut sex, the dentist told me to spit and i swallowed

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Day 258 without sex: I was making a peanut butter sandwich and almost risked it all
Day 258 without sex: I was making a peanut butter sandwich and almost risked it all

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Day 13857 without sex

Jay Z is honestly attractive to me
Day 13857 without sex

Jay Z is honestly attractive to me


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day 53 witut sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my
day 53 witut sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my

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Day 126 with no sex. I've lost hearing in my right eye
Day 126 with no sex. I've lost hearing in my right eye

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You ain't said nothin about being

Celibate
You ain't said nothin about being

Celibate


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You're the one I want to become old, fat, and celibate with for the rest of my life.
You're the one I want to become old, fat, and celibate with for the rest of my life.

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He uses it to measure the years of celibacy
He uses it to measure the years of celibacy

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Professor "i mean could any of you stay celibate for 7 years?"

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Professor "i mean could any of you stay celibate for 7 years?"

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