Celibacy Jokes

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He uses it to measure the years of celibacy
He uses it to measure the years of celibacy

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You're the one I want to become old, fat, and celibate with for the rest of my life.
You're the one I want to become old, fat, and celibate with for the rest of my life.

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rethinking

celibacy
rethinking

celibacy


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I'll start my own Church 

With out celibate priests, and with divorce
I'll start my own Church

With out celibate priests, and with divorce


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Professor "i mean could any of you stay celibate for 7 years?"

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Professor "i mean could any of you stay celibate for 7 years?"

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You ain't said nothin about being

Celibate
You ain't said nothin about being

Celibate


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Slept with my girlfriend after being celibate for almost a year. 

Lasted more than ten minutes.
Slept with my girlfriend after being celibate for almost a year.

Lasted more than ten minutes.


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If birth control is a sin, and abstinence is the best form of birth control

Then why are priests celibate?
If birth control is a sin, and abstinence is the best form of birth control

Then why are priests celibate?


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1507: Promises to god a life of celibacy 

1525: Marries a nun and consequently breaks his vow to god
1507: Promises to god a life of celibacy

1525: Marries a nun and consequently breaks his vow to god


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pretty sure wever gets drunk enough to marry this

would want a celibate marriage
pretty sure wever gets drunk enough to marry this

would want a celibate marriage


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It's selfish not to procreate,

Said the guy who's celibate for life.
It's selfish not to procreate,

Said the guy who's celibate for life.


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Become a Monk 

To justify celibacy
Become a Monk

To justify celibacy


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What if the catholic church is anti-religious

And clerical celibacy is really eugenics
What if the catholic church is anti-religious

And clerical celibacy is really eugenics


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