Cement Jokes

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Put yourself in someone else's shoes

Preferably ones made of cement
Put yourself in someone else's shoes

Preferably ones made of cement


Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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"We'd like to see something in cement."
"We'd like to see something in cement."

Mobster Jokes,  Shoe Jokes,  
    
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'' It's pinching my toes ! ''
'' It's pinching my toes ! ''

Mobster Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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"kid... you remind me so much of your mother!"
"kid... you remind me so much of your mother!"

Mobster Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  
    
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When you dont get to the bathroom on time
When you dont get to the bathroom on time

Memes,  Funny Poop Sayings,  
    
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Someone needs new clothing? 

I'll give them a nice pair of cement shoes.
Someone needs new clothing?

I'll give them a nice pair of cement shoes.


Baby Godfather Meme (theme),  Shoe Puns,  Very Funny Jokes,  
    
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if we ate cement

will we  bricks?
if we ate cement

will we bricks?


Brick Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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You work in a concrete factory? 

That job must be getting harder and harder.
You work in a concrete factory?

That job must be getting harder and harder.


Work Jokes,  Raccoon Jokes,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Pittsburgh football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Jokes About Pennsylvania,  Fan Jokes  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three Tennessee Titans football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Good Football Jokes,  Tennessee Titans Jokes  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three New York Jets football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Football Jokes,  Sports Humor  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three Buick owners buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Qa Jokes,  Car Jokes,  Short And Funny Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you get if you swallow 10 kilos of cement?

A: Stoned.


Funny Eating Jokes,  Riddle Jokes  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three Honda owners buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Honda Jokes,  Car Puns,  Riddles For Jokes  
    
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Men are like cement...after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Hard On Jokes,  
    
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