Centipede Jokes

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Parrot Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? 

A: A walkie-talkie!
Parrot Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!


Parrot Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What goes 99 clunk... 99 clunk... 99 clunk...?

A centipede with a wooden leg. 

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? 

Nightmare
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What goes 99 clunk... 99 clunk... 99 clunk...?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?

Nightmare


Funny Jokes,  Wooden Leg Jokes,  Short Horse Jokes,  
    
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Gentlemen

I give you..

The marine centipede
Gentlemen

I give you..

The marine centipede


Funny Marine Jokes,  Marine Corps Jokes  
    
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Why is the father centipede so upset?

All the kids need new shoes.


Bug Jokes For Kids,  Jokes About Bugs  
    
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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie talkie!


Jokes N Riddles,  One Liner Animal Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!


Clean Funny Jokes For Kids,  Appropriate Jokes For Kids,  Simple Jokes For Kids,  Parrot Jokes,  
    
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.


Insect Jokes,  Funny Brain Teasers  
    
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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!


Funny Jokes To Tell,  Insect Puns  
    
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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!


Bug Puns,  Insect Jokes,  Football Puns  
    
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.


Parrot Jokes,  Bird Joke  
    
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Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A: A centipede with a wooden leg.


Jokes About Insects,  Jokes About Bugs  
    
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Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A: A centipede on its back!


Insect Puns,  Bug Humor,  Jokes About Bugs  
    
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Q: Whats worse than a centipede with athletes foot?

A: A porcupine with split ends!


Porcupine Jokes,  Foot Puns  
    
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Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Insect Puns,  Funny Puns One Liners  
    
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.


Air Jokes,  Dead Animal Jokes,  Insect Jokes  
    
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