Chat Up Lines For Guys

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sorry, i wasn't listening... i was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
sorry, i wasn't listening... i was too busy thinking about having sex with you.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours.

Corny Pickup Lines,  One Line Chat Up Lines,  Phone Number Jokes  
    
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Pick a number between 1 and 10

3?

Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.


Short Chat Up Lines,  Great Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Hey girl, you giving me your number

Sounds like a fair trade
Hey girl, you giving me your number

Sounds like a fair trade


Flirty Puns,  Cute Flirty Jokes,  Ryan Gosling Memes,  
    
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Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.

Bar Chat Up Lines,  Top Chat Up Lines  
    
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Are you Russian, cause imma gonna be Russian this D up your ass.

Rude Chat Up Lines,  Insulting Chat Up Lines,  
    
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If you were a potato I would totally mash you.

Fail Pick Up Lines,  Cute Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Animal Pick Up Lines,  Filthy Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines  
    
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Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

100 Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Men,  Nipple Jokes  
    
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Hey girl, no need to hunt

You already trapped my heart

#DuckDynasty
Hey girl, no need to hunt

You already trapped my heart

#DuckDynasty


Funny Hunting Sayings,  Duck Dynasty Meme (theme),  Hey Girl (theme)  
    
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You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.

Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines,  Phone Number Jokes  
    
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Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.

Cheesiest Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines,  Animal Pick Up Lines,  
    
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

Dirty New Years Jokes,  Dirtiest Chat Up Lines  
    
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Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?

Science Chat Up Lines,  Filthy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Hey baby, what's your OS?

Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  Geeky Chat Up Lines,  
    
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