Chat Up Lines For Men

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When you step into this kappit universe you will see we have input the most popular viral funny chat up lines for men and memes from all over the Internet. Take a look at some comical photos, cartoons, screenshots, images with punch lines, puns and text that will have you in tears. Especially with lines like, “hey girl, did you get those pants on sale? ‘cuz they’re 100% off at my place.”

After you've given her cab fare, feel free to rate your favorite jokes, share them on social media and share them with your friends and family, and even add a few kappits of your very own. We are consistently adding fresh memes and jokes in this section so please be sure that you revisit us again here soon.
hey girl, did you get tse pants on sale?

'cuz they're 100% off at my place
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Keagan: big one
Keagan: king
Keagan: 101
Keagan: bdbss
hey girl, did you get tse pants on sale?

'cuz they're 100% off at my place


Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  Greatest Chat Up Lines,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Do you work for UPS or ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

101 Chat Up Lines,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  
    
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On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9....And I'm the 1 you need.

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Hey girl

Yeah you, the tall one...I like your hair.
Hey girl

Yeah you, the tall one...I like your hair.


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Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!

Chat Up Line,  Bar Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I have only three months to live.

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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

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Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Romantic One Liners,  Good Dad Jokes,  
    
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You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more.

Black Chat Up Lines,  Rude Chat Up Lines  
    
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I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.

Filthy Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines  
    
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On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

Filthy Chat Up Lines,  Dirtiest Chat Up Lines,  
    
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If I was a gamemaker I would give you a 12.

100 Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Women  
    
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Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

100 Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Guys,  Nipple Jokes  
    
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Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD all I need is U.

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You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

Dirtiest Chat Up Lines,  Sick Pick Up Lines  
    
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