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All this blood and I'm still not your type
All this blood and I'm still not your type

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you make me wetter than my efforts to raise awareness for als.
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I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?

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Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you...a kiss!

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If I was in the army, I would blow you away.

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Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

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I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!

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Nice package let me help unwrap that!

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Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?


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If I was a gamemaker I would give you a 12.

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Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

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Hey baby...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Can I get your football jersey

(what?)

You know, your name and number.


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