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Are you a box of BD pen needles?

Because you are ultra-fine
Are you a box of BD pen needles?

Because you are ultra-fine


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I seem to have lost my phone number..... 

Can I have yours?
I seem to have lost my phone number.....

Can I have yours?


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Not sure if

I'm the third wheel or this is just chat
Not sure if

I'm the third wheel or this is just chat


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This is how to ask someone out

Date me please
This is how to ask someone out

Date me please


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buy me a tail and i'm yours.
buy me a tail and i'm yours.

Memes,  Cinderella Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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21 Pickup Lines That Would Definitely Work in New York City
Pick Up lines only New Yorkers will understand

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any chance you're anese?  cause i'm trying to get in anties.
any chance you're anese? cause i'm trying to get in anties.

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I may not be the best looking guy here 

But I'm the only one talking to you
I may not be the best looking guy here

But I'm the only one talking to you


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Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?

Worst Chat Up Lines,  Terrible Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips.

Short Chat Up Lines,  Chessy Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.

101 Chat Up Lines,  100 Best Chat Up Lines  
    
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Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

New Chat Up Lines,  Bar Chat Up Lines,  
    
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If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

101 Chat Up Lines,  Filthy Chat Up Lines  
    
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If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

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What are the odds of me being in your favor?

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