Cheese Jokes One Liners

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Me trying to flirt Do you like...cheese?
Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?

Memes,  Funny Flirty Sayings,  
    
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I'm just letting you that parts of your body smell like cheese.
I'm just letting you that parts of your body smell like cheese.

Cheese Jokes,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  
    
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I'm trying to feel your pain, but all I'm getting is an overpowering craving for cheese.
I'm trying to feel your pain, but all I'm getting is an overpowering craving for cheese.

Cheese Jokes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Must be a special occasion. You're serving the creamy box of macaroni and cheese!
Must be a special occasion. You're serving the creamy box of macaroni and cheese!

Best Cheese Jokes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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The awkward moment at Olive Garden when you really want more cheese but you feel obligated to say "thats good."
The awkward moment at Olive Garden when you really want more cheese but you feel obligated to say "thats good."

Dinner Party Jokes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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I love you more than Oprah loves cake... and cookies... and ice cream... and cheese...
I love you more than Oprah loves cake... and cookies... and ice cream... and cheese...

Oprah Jokes,  Funny Love Ecards,  
    
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Packers robbed, you say? want some cheese with that whine? Oh, you got some... Nevermind!
Packers robbed, you say? want some cheese with that whine?

Oh, you got some...

Nevermind!

Nfl Jokes,  Awesome Disses,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."
When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."

Mirror Jokes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Worm Jokes,  Funny Famous Sayings,  Funny Famous Slogans,  
    
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I think some cheese would go really well with that Godawful bitter whine of yours.
I think some cheese would go really well with that Godawful bitter whine of yours.

Cheese Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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If you knew I were photographing you, I'd tell you to say, "Cheese!"
If you knew I were photographing you, I'd tell you to say, "Cheese!"

Camera Jokes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Thanks for the fondue engagement party. I had a great time eating my weight in cheese and drinking champagne like I was subruban house wife on NYE!
Thanks for the fondue engagement party. I had a great time eating my weight in cheese and drinking champagne like I was subruban house wife on NYE!

Funny Engagement Quotes,  Engagement Jokes,  Funny Thank You Ecards,  
    
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I'm glad you're finally cutting something other than cheese.
I'm glad you're finally cutting something other than cheese.

Fart Jokes One Liners,  Best Fart Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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Say cheese. I'm only too happy to Photoshop your appearance to something presentable.
Say cheese. I'm only too happy to Photoshop your appearance to something presentable.

Cheese Jokes,  Camera Jokes,  
    
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Just because it's national cheese day doesn't give you the right to cut it in public.
Just because it's national cheese day doesn't give you the right to cut it in public.

Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Cheese Puns,  
    
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