Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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I'll be the donor, you be the acceptor 

We can hydrogen bond all night long
I'll be the donor, you be the acceptor

We can hydrogen bond all night long


Hydrogen Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Hey girl, r u a pulmonary embolism?

Cuz u make me breathless
Hey girl, r u a pulmonary embolism?

Cuz u make me breathless


Memes,  Ryan Gosling Meme,  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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i like you.

can we have sexy time?
i like you.

can we have sexy time?


Funny Borat Quotes,  Sexy Memes,  Pick Up Line,  
    
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Tonight this Han

Doesn't want to fly solo
Tonight this Han

Doesn't want to fly solo


Star Wars Puns,  Jedi Meme,  
    
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"i want your flesh rocket in my t pocket."
"i want your flesh rocket in my t pocket."

Pick Up Lines For Ladies,  Food Puns,  Funny Penis Quotes,  
    
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You're so hot you could make a puffy shirt look good.
You're so hot you could make a puffy shirt look good.

Funny Ecards,  Corny Pickup Lines,  
    
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i'd like to take you out for a few drinks

but i'm a miner
i'd like to take you out for a few drinks

but i'm a miner


Memes,  Punny Jokes,  Puns Funny,  
    
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Do your legs hurt?

Because you've been running in my mind all day :)
Do your legs hurt?

Because you've been running in my mind all day :)


Meme,  Leg Hurts Jokes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice


Polar Bear Joke,  Cute Chat Up Lines  
    
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

Corny Pick Up Lines,  Nice Chat Up Lines  
    
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)

Corny Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Pick Up Lines  
    
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You are the SDK in my life. I wont compile without you.

Corny Pick Up Lines,  Silly Pick Up Lines  
    
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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

Lame Chat Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines  
    
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I dont normally date models but here's my number.

Corny Chat Up Lines,  Nerdy Pick Up Lines  
    
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

American Pick Up Lines,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls  
    
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