Chemistry Chat Up Lines

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I'm making some Uranium oxide,

And all I need is U!
I'm making some Uranium oxide,

And all I need is U!


Uranium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chemistry Love Jokes,  
    
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You are the hydrogen to my oxygen 

Lets find another hydrogen and see where this goes.
You are the hydrogen to my oxygen

Lets find another hydrogen and see where this goes.


Hydrogen Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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your pants would look even better

accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
your pants would look even better

accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2


Funny Einstein Quotes,  Physics Chat Up Lines,  
    
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You must have 11 protons, because you're sodium cute!
You must have 11 protons, because you're sodium cute!

Funny Jokes,  Corny Pick Up Line,  Funny Element Jokes,  
    
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babe, you must be a neuron, 

cause you've got some action potential
babe, you must be a neuron,

cause you've got some action potential


Memes,  Biology Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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it was an endoplasmic reticulum , w would you want me?

smooth of rough?
it was an endoplasmic reticulum , w would you want me?

smooth of rough?


Memes,  Biology Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Aye gurl you must be missing an electron

Because I got my ion u
Aye gurl you must be missing an electron

Because I got my ion u


Funny Jokes,  Science Chat Up Lines,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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Hey baby

Got my ion you
Hey baby

Got my ion you


Memes,  Science Meme,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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are you made of nitrogen, cerium, nic and sulfur?

because you have a ni-ce as-s
are you made of nitrogen, cerium, nic and sulfur?

because you have a ni-ce as-s


Sulfur Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Science Puns  
    
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What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium and Xenon?

HeYSeXe
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium and Xenon?

HeYSeXe


Best Chemistry Jokes,  Science Humor,  Breaking Bad Meme,  
    
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Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?

Cos you are be-au-ti-full
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?

Cos you are be-au-ti-full


Beryllium Jokes,  Gold Jokes,  Titanium Jokes,  Cat Chemistry Jokes (theme),  
    
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You must be made of Uranium and Iodine 

Because all I can see is U and I
You must be made of Uranium and Iodine

Because all I can see is U and I


Uranium Jokes,  Iodine Jokes,  Cat Chemistry Jokes (theme),  
    
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Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.

Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Are you made of nickel and cerium? Because you're nice.

Science Chat Up Lines,  Cute Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines,  Cute Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

101 Chat Up Lines,  American Pick Up Lines  
    
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