Chemistry Insults

Have you heard any jokes about sodium? Na… all the good chemistry jokes Argon. If these made no sense to you then maybe chemistry isn’t your thing or you just didn’t retain much from science class. Since chemistry is thought to be a geeky thing, you may find it difficult to actually use it to insult anyone.

Since letters represent elements, you can combine them to spell out the insulting word you want to use like. “Is your atomic number 67? Because you're a Ho".

Here we have the best collection of chemistry insults on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!