Chessy Chat Up Lines

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hey girl, i'm an accountant can i balance your ets?
hey girl, i'm an accountant

can i balance your ets?

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are you vitamin d? cause you're making my bone hard
are you vitamin d?

cause you're making my bone hard

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i wish i was your derivative so i could like tangent to your curves
i wish i was your derivative

so i could like tangent to your curves

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Hey girl, I believe in you. I know this is a problem you can handle. But if you want my help, I'll heat up that hot pocket for you.
Hey girl,

I believe in you. I know this is a problem you can handle. But if you want my help, I'll heat up that hot pocket for you.

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Hhheeeeeyyy Sexy lady
Hhheeeeeyyy

Sexy lady

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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

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Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips.

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Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder!

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If I was in your 1st grade class I would have played house with you.

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Do you like Pizza, cuz I want a pizza dat ass.

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They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass.

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You must be worthy, 'cause you can totally lift my hammer.

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I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!

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Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

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I motion to table the Chair.

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