If you could just close your mouth while chewing gum that would be great
Have you even been out on a date and everything about the person you’re with is A1, until it’s time to eat? After the first couple of bites you try to ignore them attempting to talk with a mouth full of food. Just when you’ve decided to overlook it they began full on smacking their lips.
Every bite you can literally hear “nomnom”. There is no reason in the world you should be able to hear the inner workings of the digestive process during each mouthful. Your date instantly went from A1 to None.
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