Chewing Jokes

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Chewing jokesIf you could just close your mouth while chewing gum that would be great
Have you even been out on a date and everything about the person you’re with is A1, until it’s time to eat? After the first couple of bites you try to ignore them attempting to talk with a mouth full of food. Just when you’ve decided to overlook it they began full on smacking their lips.

Every bite you can literally hear “nomnom”. There is no reason in the world you should be able to hear the inner workings of the digestive process during each mouthful. Your date instantly went from A1 to None.

We have the best collection of chewing jokes on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
What does a smart goat always do?

Chew wisely.
What does a smart goat always do?

Chew wisely.


Goat Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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Mexican word of the day:

Chewing

Hey mang, did chewing any money at the bull fights?
Mexican word of the day:

Chewing

Hey mang, did chewing any money at the bull fights?


Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  Bullfighting Jokes,  
    
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Your face when someone

Is chewing loudly
Your face when someone

Is chewing loudly


Kermit Meme,  Your Face When Jokes,  
    
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If you could stop chewing your gum like a cow 

That'd be great
If you could stop chewing your gum like a cow

That'd be great


Cow Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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You know your done chewing your gum 

When you bite your tongue
You know your done chewing your gum

When you bite your tongue


Gum Jokes,  Tongue Jokes,  
    
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Asks you a question while you're chewing food,

"Don't talk with you're mouth full."
Asks you a question while you're chewing food,

"Don't talk with you're mouth full."


Scumbag Steve Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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Chewing too loud

Can't hear music
Chewing too loud

Can't hear music


Music Jokes,  Music Memes,  
    
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There is delicious food at home

And I'm sitting here chewing on a pen
There is delicious food at home

And I'm sitting here chewing on a pen


Pen Jokes,  Spiderman Desk Meme,  
    
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Are you eating something?

No, I'm just chewing air
Are you eating something?

No, I'm just chewing air


Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  School Meme,  
    
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Eating chips on Skype

Mutes mic when chewing
Eating chips on Skype

Mutes mic when chewing


Skype Jokes,  Good Guy Greg (theme),  
    
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Can't hear the TV,

Over my chewing
Can't hear the TV,

Over my chewing


Tv Jokes,  1st World Problems,  
    
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Chewing with mouth closed

Not happening
Chewing with mouth closed

Not happening


Funny Eating Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Asks you how your food is 

While you're chewing it
Asks you how your food is

While you're chewing it


Funny Food Jokes,  Waitress Meme,  
    
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Not sure if chewing slower makes it quieter 

Or makes it worse
Not sure if chewing slower makes it quieter

Or makes it worse


Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  
    
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Says pet peeve is chewing loud

Chews loudly
Says pet peeve is chewing loud

Chews loudly


Scumbag Steve Memes,  Jerk Humor,  
    
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