Chewing Jokes

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Chewing jokesIf you could just close your mouth while chewing gum that would be great
Have you even been out on a date and everything about the person you’re with is A1, until it’s time to eat? After the first couple of bites you try to ignore them attempting to talk with a mouth full of food. Just when you’ve decided to overlook it they began full on smacking their lips.

Every bite you can literally hear “nomnom”. There is no reason in the world you should be able to hear the inner workings of the digestive process during each mouthful. Your date instantly went from A1 to None.

We have the best collection of chewing jokes on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added them here.

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Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this? Can't.... they still chewing
Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this?

Can't.... they still chewing

Memes,  Steak Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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My dog chewed a hole in my blanket and then did this
My dog chewed a hole in my blanket and then did this

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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When you chew something crunchy in a room full of ppl and they all turn around and look at you
When you chew something crunchy in a room full of ppl and they all turn around and look at you

Memes,  When You Meme,  Janet Jackson Jokes,  
    
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What does a smart goat always do? Chew wisely.
What does a smart goat always do?

Chew wisely.

Goat Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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Mexican word of the day: Chewing Hey mang, did chewing any money at the bull fights?
Mexican word of the day:

Chewing

Hey mang, did chewing any money at the bull fights?

Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  Bullfighting Jokes,  
    
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Your face when someone Is chewing loudly
Your face when someone

Is chewing loudly

Kermit Meme,  Your Face When Jokes,  
    
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If you could stop chewing your gum like a cow That'd be great
If you could stop chewing your gum like a cow

That'd be great

Cow Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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There is delicious food at home And I'm sitting here chewing on a pen
There is delicious food at home

And I'm sitting here chewing on a pen

Pen Jokes,  Spiderman Desk Meme,  
    
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Chewing too loud Can't hear music
Chewing too loud

Can't hear music

Music Jokes,  Music Memes,  
    
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You know your done chewing your gum When you bite your tongue
You know your done chewing your gum

When you bite your tongue

Gum Jokes,  Tongue Jokes,  
    
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Are you eating something? No, I'm just chewing air
Are you eating something?

No, I'm just chewing air

Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  School Meme,  
    
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Can't hear the TV, Over my chewing
Can't hear the TV,

Over my chewing

Tv Jokes,  1st World Problems,  
    
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Asks you a question while you're chewing food, "Don't talk with you're mouth full."
Asks you a question while you're chewing food,

"Don't talk with you're mouth full."

Scumbag Steve Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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Says pet peeve is chewing loud Chews loudly
Says pet peeve is chewing loud

Chews loudly

Scumbag Steve Memes,  Jerk Humor,  
    
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Eating chips on Skype Mutes mic when chewing
Eating chips on Skype

Mutes mic when chewing

Skype Jokes,  Good Guy Greg (theme),  
    
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