Chicago Blackhawks Jokes

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Is that Detroit I smell?

Ewww they suck
Is that Detroit I smell?

Ewww they suck


Detroit Red Wings Jokes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when you realize

The Blackhawks are next on the schedule
That awkward moment when you realize

The Blackhawks are next on the schedule


Red Wings Meme,  Detroit Red Wings Jokes,  
    
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The Blackhawks should switch to AllState to be better protected from mayhem like us
The Blackhawks should switch to AllState to be better protected from mayhem like us

Red Wings Meme,  Nhl Meme,  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between the United Center and a red light district?

A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.


Ice Hockey Jokes,  Sports Humor  
    
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Q: How do you keep a Blackhawks fan from masturbating?

A: You paint his dick Red Wings red and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!


Detroit Red Wings Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why are the Chicago Blackhawks like United States Postal Service?

A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!


Hockey Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you stop an Chicago Blackhawks fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in Detroit Red and White!


Detroit Red Wings Jokes,  Hockey Jokes One Liners,  Wife Beating Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did BP hire the Chicago Blackhawks to clean up the Gulf oil spill?

A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!


Oil Jokes,  Hockey Insults,  Sport Team Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear that Chicago's hockey team doesn't have a website?

A: They can't string three "Ws" together.


Sports Humor,  Winning Jokes,  Ice Hockey Jokes  
    
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