Chicken Cross The Road

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  One Arm Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the jokes


Memes,  Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road,  
    
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I've waited my whole life for this moment
I've waited my whole life for this moment

Memes,  Chicken Meme,  
    
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finally the answer

he crossed the road to get a
finally the answer

he crossed the road to get a


Meme,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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why did that chicken cross the road

apparently because the black one was following it
why did that chicken cross the road

apparently because the black one was following it


Funny Pictures,  Chick Cross The Road Jokes,  
    
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Oh, sweet! Some corn! I freakin' love corn!

Did I email Mike back about that party?

I totally didn't. He's going to hold that against me now.

Wait..why did I come over here?
Oh, sweet! Some corn! I freakin' love corn!

Did I email Mike back about that party?

I totally didn't. He's going to hold that against me now.

Wait..why did I come over here?


Funny Cartoon Comics,  Funny Chicken Images  
    
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Boy, do I have a question for that little guy.
Boy, do I have a question for that little guy.

Old School Jokes,  Random Funny Jokes  
    
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why did the chicken cross the road?

because north korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far
why did the chicken cross the road?

because north korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far


Chicken Cross The Road Jokes,  North Korea Jokes  
    
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Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her.

Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?

...and that is why the chicken crossed the road.
Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her.

Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?

...and that is why the chicken crossed the road.


Chick Cross The Road Jokes,  Funny Comics  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

because he loves the colors red yellow and green


Chicken Cross The Road Jokes,  Chicken Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gay guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: f*ck you!


Chicken Cross The Road Jokes,  Chicken Jokes  
    
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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he's F150 got stuck.


Chicken Cross The Road Jokes,  Cross The Road,  Ford Truck Jokes,  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

JACQUES CHIRAC
We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may force us to cross a road. It isn't safe.


Government Jokes,  Politician Jokes  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


Martin Luther King Jr Jokes,  Famous People Jokes  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.


Diplomat Jokes,  Politician Jokes  
    
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