Child Birth Jokes

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we can now create life witut the need for sperm eggs imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade scol. "tommy i know yo artificial ain't talkin! w you get made i a wle lab and still ugly?"
we can now create life witut the need for sperm eggs

imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade scol.

"tommy i know yo artificial ain't talkin! w you get made i a wle lab and still ugly?"

Memes,  Science Humor,  
    
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Her: Come over Him: Can't not born yet Her: My parents aren't home
Her: Come over

Him: Can't not born yet

Her: My parents aren't home

Memes,  Come Over Meme,  
    
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During labor, the pain is so great that a woman... Can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a fever
During labor, the pain is so great that a woman...

Can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a fever

Memes,  Labor Jokes,  
    
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i'm not saying your mom's a but during childbirth she slid you in and out a couple of times
i'm not saying your mom's a but during childbirth

she slid you in and out a couple of times

Memes,  Your Mom Jokes,  
    
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when u having a placenta party
when u having a placenta party

Gross Humor,  Funny Pictures Jokes,  
    
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Why does Tiger Woods look like he just gave birth to this child?
Why does Tiger Woods look like he just gave birth to this child?

Memes,  Tiger Woods Jokes List,  Tiger Woods Jokes,  
    
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When you hug a Latina for too long
When you hug a Latina for too long

Memes,  Hispanic Jokes,  
    
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My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.
My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Pics,  
    
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Best birth announcement ever.
Best birth announcement ever.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Baby Images,  Jokes About Babies,  
    
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, she had her face beat while giving birth
, she had her face beat while giving birth

Memes,  Too Much Makeup Jokes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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wadddup dad, been locked up 9 months and now im out you wont even hug me bruh.
wadddup dad, been locked up 9 months and now im out you wont even hug me bruh.

Memes,  Funny Baby Quotes,  Hahahaha,  
    
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don't fear childbirth thats the easy part. they dont give you drugs to get through motherod
don't fear childbirth

thats the easy part.

they dont give you drugs to get through motherod

Memes,  Parenting Humor,  
    
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where's dat that been poking me
where's dat that been poking me

Memes,  
    
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What if I was born on a plane while in the air Will my nationality be the country Im above?
What if I was born on a plane while in the air

Will my nationality be the country Im above?

Memes,  Plane Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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In just 9 months we will be witness to a population boom... Known as the "Shades of Grey Babies."
In just 9 months we will be witness to a population boom...

Known as the "Shades of Grey Babies."

Memes,  Pregnancy Humor,  Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes,  
    
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