Children Jokes And Riddles

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Give it to me straight Doc...

Will I ever play fetch again?
Give it to me straight Doc...

Will I ever play fetch again?


Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids,  Good Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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What kind of food is crazy about money?

A doughnut.


Funny Jokes For 8 Year Olds,  Funny Jokes For 9 Year Olds  
    
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What did the snack give his girlfriend on their first date?

A goodnight hiss.


Riddles For Children,  Silly Jokes For Kids  
    
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What happened to the man who ran away with the circus?

The police eventually caught up with him and made him bring it back.


Clean Joke,  Circus Puns,  Circus Jokes,  
    
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Ghost: I feel faint.
Doctor: You should--you're as white as a sheet.


Funny Little Kid Jokes,  Jokes For Young Kids  
    
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Paulino: Mom, I was playing the harmonica and I swallowed it.

Mom: Good thing you were not playing a tuba.


Good Appropriate Jokes,  Funny Appropriate Jokes  
    
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Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?

To the nut-house.


Squirrel Puns,  Riddles And Jokes,  Funny Jokes For 6 Year Olds,  
    
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What is a crocodiles favourite game?

Snap


Crocodile Jokes,  Reptile Jokes,  One Liner Of The Day,  
    
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The turtle took two chocolates to Texas, to teach Thomas to tie his shoes. How many "Ts" in that?

There are 2 "Ts" in "THAT!


Good Jokes And Riddles,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles  
    
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Q. What invention enables people to walk through walls?

A. A door


Good Jokes And Riddles,  Really Silly Jokes  
    
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What has two ends, two rings, and a little nail in the middle?

(Scissors)


Riddles And Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes  
    
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Is it possible for you to bury a man west from the Mississippi if he lived north from New York?

No.


Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Funny Question Answer Sms,  Silly Questions  
    
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What soup weighs 2,000 lbs?

Won ton soup.


Funny Jokes,  Soup Jokes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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Q: What do you call clothes for a car?

A: A tire.


Car Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  Tire Jokes,  
    
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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.


Flirt Jokes,  Vampire Puns,  Bat Jokes,  
    
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