Children Riddles And Jokes

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Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
KAPPITS (4)
Boo_boo357: A stapler
Bae_nie357: A bat
Bae_nie357: A vampire
Bae_nie357: 8
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  Funny Jokes Riddles,  Funny Riddles Joke,  
    
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There once was a fellow who tried

To grow gardens of berries inside.

But there was no sun,

So he only grew one,

And the fellow just sat down and cried.


Children Riddles,  Kid Riddles Jokes  
    
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Why was the scientist's head wet?

Because he had a brainstorm.


Scientist Jokes,  Science Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?

New Jersey.


Hockey Jokes For Kids,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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What do bulls write letters with? A bullpen.

Pen Jokes,  Best Kid Jokes,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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A rooster is sitting on a wall. Which side does it lay its egg? East or west?
Neither! A rooster doesn't lay eggs!


Rooster Jokes,  List Of Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics !


Funny Bug Jokes,  Jokes About Insects,  
    
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Q: What did the Wizard tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home?

A: Staff off!


Salesmen Jokes,  Wizard Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you make an wizard appreciate life?

A: Break his staff.


Wizard Jokes,  Funny Life Jokes,  One Liner Of The Day  
    
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Q: What kind of flower has lips?

A: Two-lips!


Flower Jokes,  Nature Jokes,  Plant Puns,  
    
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Q: What do you call a scared train?

A: A fright train!


Train Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  Scary Jokes,  
    
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Q: What goes under your feet and over your head?

A: A jump rope.


Funniest Jokes And Riddles,  Toy Jokes  
    
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Q: What did the snail say when he got on the turtles shell?

A: !


Snail Jokes,  Turtle Puns,  Turtle Humor,  
    
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Q: What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A: A watch dog.


Dog Puns,  Watch Jokes,  Funny Dog Humor,  
    
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Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

A. The captains log.


Star Jokes,  Toilet Humor,  Toilet Jokes,  
    
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