Childrens Jokes And Riddles

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How do ghosts like their eggs?

Terri-fried.


Egg Jokes For Kids,  Good Childrens Jokes,  Funny Children Jokes  
    
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What happens to ice cream cones who fight?

They get licked.


Children Riddles,  Young Children Jokes  
    
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Did you hear that the ice cream parlor closed?

The sundaes wouldn't work on weekdays, the ice cream bars went nuts and the banana split.


Children Riddles,  Young Children Jokes  
    
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What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?

Smarty pants.


Dictionary Fun Jokes,  Dictionary Jokes,  
    
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Fozzie: Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded! Get it? Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Fozzie Bear Jokes,  Head Jokes  
    
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Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost? Because dogs can't read.

Newspaper Jokes,  Young Childrens Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is a frog's favorite kind of music?

A: Hip-Hop!


Frog Puns,  Music Puns,  One Liners For Kids  
    
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.


Dance Jokes,  Booger Jokes,  Dance Puns,  
    
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Your the bus driver. 25 people get on, 300 people get off. 5 people get on. What is the color of the drivers eyes.

Your the bus driver, you should know!


Funny Jokes N Riddles,  Jokes Or Riddles For Kids  
    
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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.


Vampire Jokes,  Storm Jokes,  Rain Joke,  
    
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If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing?

Because you don't have the time.


Fishing Joke,  Watch Jokes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.


Funny Dog Jokes,  Cat Humor,  Time Puns,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.


Phone Jokes,  Mouth Jokes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.


Vampire Puns,  Bat Jokes,  Shower Jokes,  
    
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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.


Clock Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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