Chinese Jokes

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Whenever an annoying telemarketer calls my house when I'm napping or working on something

I always answer the phone in Chinese to make them not want to call back
Whenever an annoying telemarketer calls my house when I'm napping or working on something

I always answer the phone in Chinese to make them not want to call back


Telemarketer Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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Everybody's playing mahjong

And I'm stuck here at work
Everybody's playing mahjong

And I'm stuck here at work


Mahjong Jokes,  Spiderman Desk Meme,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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Thank you for the clothes on my back

You're welcome!
Thank you for the clothes on my back

You're welcome!


Chinese Jokes One Liner,  Funny Chinese Jokes,  
    
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old chinese saying

man w fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.
old chinese saying

man w fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.


Chinese Jokes One Liners,  Funny Chinese Jokes,  Funny Chinese Sayings,  
    
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we tang clan? 

i didn't know the chinese had racist groups
we tang clan?

i didn't know the chinese had racist groups


Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (theme),  Chinese Jokes One Liner,  Music Meme,  
    
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Learned how to say "Ni Hao"

"Yeah, I speak some Mandarin."
Learned how to say "Ni Hao"

"Yeah, I speak some Mandarin."


College Freshman Meme,  College Freshman (theme),  Chinese Jokes One Liner,  
    
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You lose at Olympic badminton so other Chinese can medal?

Do I look like their fath-oh, I guess I do.
You lose at Olympic badminton so other Chinese can medal?

Do I look like their fath-oh, I guess I do.


Memes,  Badminton Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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Shut up, Eric

I take Chinese now...
Ni hao
Shut up, Eric

I take Chinese now...
Ni hao


Memes,  Eric Meme,  Chinese Jokes In Chinese,  
    
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It's mahjong time!

No, onechan, No!
It's mahjong time!

No, onechan, No!


Mahjong Jokes,  Best Chinese Jokes,  Asian Jokes Funny  
    
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.

Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words. And finds it means "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.

Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words. And finds it means "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"


Sardarji Jokes,  Sardar Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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hey that guy is sleeping while standing

lol-lol-lol!!!!

i'm chinese you racist
hey that guy is sleeping while standing

lol-lol-lol!!!!

i'm chinese you racist


Sleeping Jokes,  Bastard Jokes,  Eye Puns  
    
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Q: Why did the California Gurl resolve to have only 3 children?

A: She heard that one out of every four children born in the world is Chinese


California Jokes,  Offensive Chinese Jokes,  Racist Asian Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in Chinese.
I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in Chinese.

Song Jokes,  Dance Jokes,  Funny Ecards,  
    
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