Chipotle Jokes

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Chipotle jokesThe look you give the chipotle worker when they give you a baby scoop of chicken

This Years Best Chipotle Jokes


In this section, we have added the most talked about viral funny chipotle jokes and meme from all over the Internet. We have brought together some the meatiest white riced with steak guacamole and cheese punch lines, captions, dialogue and text accompanied with the funniest photos from celebrities, movies and your favorite television shows.

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*Chipotle interview* 

"After rice & beans what's the next step?" 

umm add a weak scoop of meat & if the customer asks for more u say "it's extra" 

"Damn you're good, when can you start?"
*Chipotle interview*

"After rice & beans what's the next step?"

umm add a weak scoop of meat & if the customer asks for more u say "it's extra"

"Damn you're good, when can you start?"


Memes,  Fast Food Memes,  Chipotle Memes,  
    
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The way Mexicans look at u when u say Chipotle is Mexican
The way Mexicans look at u when u say Chipotle is Mexican

Funny Pictures Of Mexicans,  Funniest Mexican Jokes,  
    
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Things I trust more than Ted Cruz

1. Flint Michigan tap water

2. Bill Cosby drinks

3. Elevator rides with Ray Rice

4. Anything from Chipotle
Things I trust more than Ted Cruz

1. Flint Michigan tap water

2. Bill Cosby drinks

3. Elevator rides with Ray Rice

4. Anything from Chipotle


Ted Cruz Jokes,  Trust Jokes,  Bill Cosby Jokes,  
    
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The look you make when

the chipotle worker gives you a baby scoop of guacamole
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The look you make when

the chipotle worker gives you a baby scoop of guacamole


Chipotle Meme,  Guacamole Meme,  
    
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I love chips

I love guac
I love chips

I love guac


Fat Asian Kid Meme,  Fat Asian Jokes,  Chipotle Memes,  
    
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Got free guac from chipotle

It was a good day
Got free guac from chipotle

It was a good day


Chipotle Memes,  Funny Good Day Sayings,  
    
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thank you for donating leftover guacamole to my refrigerator on friday.

guacamole from chipotle: you don't waste that .
thank you for donating leftover guacamole to my refrigerator on friday.

guacamole from chipotle: you don't waste that .


Guacamole Jokes,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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Don't trust a fart

For 24 hours after eating chipotle
Don't trust a fart

For 24 hours after eating chipotle


Chipotle Meme,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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Q: If you won a million dollars, what would you do?

Me: Pay off my student loans.... and with the remaining $10 maybe get some Chipotle.
Q: If you won a million dollars, what would you do?

Me: Pay off my student loans.... and with the remaining $10 maybe get some Chipotle.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Answers To Questions,  
    
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Chipotle is my life
Chipotle is my life

Chipotle Meme,  Life Jokes,  
    
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When you ate Chipotle for dinner but you're still trying to hit the club tonight.
When you ate Chipotle for dinner but you're still trying to hit the club tonight.

Memes,  Club Jokes,  
    
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How I spend my money

Chipotle

Rent
How I spend my money

Chipotle

Rent


Memes,  Money Jokes,  Chipotle Memes,  
    
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"What you wanna eat?"

"I don't care"

"Ok let's go to Wendy's"

"No I want Chipotle"
"What you wanna eat?"

"I don't care"

"Ok let's go to Wendy's"

"No I want Chipotle"


Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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w to kidnap me

free chipotle
w to kidnap me

free chipotle


Funny Pictures,  Kidnapping Jokes,  
    
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Netflix and chi.....potle.
Netflix and chi.....potle.

Funny Jokes,  Netflix And Chill,  
    
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