Chocolate Jokes

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Me, at 5am watching my kids devour 40lbs of chocolate and dumb bubbles on the couch
Me, at 5am watching my kids devour 40lbs of chocolate and dumb bubbles on the couch

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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The real holiday is February 15 When the chocolate is 70% off!
The real holiday is February 15

When the chocolate is 70% off!

Memes,  Valentines Day Jokes,  Candy Jokes,  
    
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They always ask "wyd" never "how many chocolate covered strawberries do you want"
They always ask "wyd" never "how many chocolate covered strawberries do you want"

Memes,  Strawberry Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Any sales experience? Me:
Interviewer: Any sales experience?

Me:

Memes,  Interview Jokes,  
    
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I've been using this as a water bottle for a month now. I kinda love the judging eyes it gets me at the gym
I've been using this as a water bottle for a month now. I kinda love the judging eyes it gets me at the gym

Memes,  Gym Humor,  
    
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When u drop a piece of chocolate on the floor and ur dog runs towards it
When u drop a piece of chocolate on the floor and ur dog runs towards it

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Whoever keeps overfilling the turtles in the Lindt commercials is gonna get himself fucking
Whoever keeps overfilling the turtles in the Lindt commercials is gonna get himself fucking

Memes,  Commercial Memes,  Advertising Jokes,  
    
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It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighborhood kids. Try dipping brussels sprouts in chocolate for them.
It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighborhood kids. Try dipping brussels sprouts in chocolate for them.

Memes,  Halloween Picture Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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When you drop some chocolate and ur dog tries to eat it
When you drop some chocolate and ur dog tries to eat it

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"
"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"

Memes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  Super Corny Jokes,  
    
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My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?
My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates.

Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?

Spongebob Jokes,  Tom Hanks Jokes,  
    
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when the booty is more important than a box of ccolates
when the booty is more important

than a box of ccolates

Tom Hanks Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  
    
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Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium? Chocolate, yum
Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium?

Chocolate, yum

Hydrogen Jokes,  Carbon Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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Where chocolate Easter eggs Really come from
Where chocolate Easter eggs

Really come from

Ecard Humor,  Lol Funny,  
    
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sorry, i tught he was ccolate.
sorry, i tught he was ccolate.

Gross Humor,  
    
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