Choking Humor

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If you spent more than 50 years choking

You'd be purple too
If you spent more than 50 years choking

You'd be purple too


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"Hey Sean, I'd give you a pat on the back but you'd probably choke." -Mike Zimmer
"Hey Sean, I'd give you a pat on the back but you'd probably choke." -Mike Zimmer

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when u cking her and she ckes u back
when u cking her and she ckes u back

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Jason never woulda made it in 2017

Choke me, daddy

Wait, what?
Jason never woulda made it in 2017

Choke me, daddy

Wait, what?


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Popeyes biscuit with no drink
Popeyes biscuit with no drink

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Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.
Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.


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Still choked less than the Falcons
Still choked less than the Falcons

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Who choked harder?

A:

B:

C:

D:
Who choked harder?

A:

B:

C:

D:


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Love these chokers
Love these chokers

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Can't choke in the finals if you never go.
Can't choke in the finals if you never go.

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These Chokers have been so popular this year.
These Chokers have been so popular this year.

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Love these chokers
Love these chokers

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when he says your ccker looks nice but you;re too shy to tell him his hands would look nicer.
when he says your ccker looks nice but you;re too shy to tell him his hands would look nicer.

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when she say "cke me daddy" but you cke her too hard and she hasnt moved after 15 mins
when she say "cke me daddy" but you cke her too hard and she hasnt moved after 15 mins

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her: cke me daddy

me: *feeds her popeyes wit no drink*
her: cke me daddy

me: *feeds her popeyes wit no drink*


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