Cholesterol Jokes

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Cholesterol jokesMy cholesterol is too damn high
You’re in the waiting room for your annual check up with your personal physician and you’re watching the paint dry on the wall. You finally get to see the family doctor and they tell you, you have a high cholesterol level so you need to watch what you eat. Just come into this section where cholesterol rules.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny cholesterol jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
"The conditions of this parole are tough. Based on this, I would be afraid to even have bad cholesterol."
"The conditions of this parole are tough. Based on this, I would be afraid to even have bad cholesterol."

Jail Jokes One Liners,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption...
Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption...

Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Funny Health Comics,  Funny Health Quotes,  
    
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"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."
"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."

Funny Doctor Quotes,  Best Doctor Jokes,  
    
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"Your cholesterol is high. I'm putting you on a 'no fat' diet - super models only."
"Your cholesterol is high. I'm putting you on a 'no fat' diet - super models only."

Model Jokes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol, good carbs, bad carbs...can't we all just get along?"
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol, good carbs, bad carbs...can't we all just get along?"

Funny Health Comics,  Healthcare Jokes,  
    
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"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."
"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Santa Claus Meme,  Santa Humor,  
    
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"I didn't have any eggs in my Easter basket. I'm on a low cholesterol diet."
"I didn't have any eggs in my Easter basket. I'm on a low cholesterol diet."

Funny Easter Comics,  Cute Easter Jokes,  
    
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"Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish."
"Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish."

Mosquito Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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'Don't you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?'
'Don't you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?'

Food Jokes One Liners,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"
"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

Penguin Joke,  Doctor Memes,  Doctor Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got."
"There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got."

Health Jokes,  Doctor Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Be careful Mr Dumpty. Your high cholesterol could affect your equilibrium."
"Be careful Mr Dumpty. Your high cholesterol could affect your equilibrium."

Humpty Dumpty Jokes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  
    
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"Woman...They're like good cholesterol."
"Woman...They're like good cholesterol."

Funny Health Quotes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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