Chore Jokes

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Me: I'm making a chore chart today.

Daughter: How much are we getting paid?

Me: No one can make more than upper management.

Daughter: But, you don't get paid.

Me:
Me: I'm making a chore chart today.

Daughter: How much are we getting paid?

Me: No one can make more than upper management.

Daughter: But, you don't get paid.

Me:


Memes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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when you bout to go sot up an airport but your mom says you gotta do cres
when you bout to go sot up an airport but your mom says you gotta do cres

Muslim Jokes,  Racist Persian Jokes,  
    
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when you're about to go kill infidels

but your mom says it's time to mow the gr
when you're about to go kill infidels

but your mom says it's time to mow the gr


Racist Persian Jokes,  Grass Jokes,  
    
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when you're about to go hijack a plane but your mom says you have to finish your cres
when you're about to go hijack a plane but your mom says you have to finish your cres

Racist Persian Jokes,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

-Lay Z
I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

-Lay Z


Funny Jokes,  Jay Z Jokes,  
    
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when she yelling about you not washing the dishes but you ignore her cause you got a 12 kill streak going in c.o.d
when she yelling about you not washing the dishes but you ignore her cause you got a 12 kill streak going in c.o.d

Memes,  Call Of Duty Memes (theme),  
    
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"I'm sick of doing all the chores around here! You do your own money laundering!"
"I'm sick of doing all the chores around here! You do your own money laundering!"

Mobster Jokes,  Money Puns,  Laundry Puns,  
    
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w i remind my kids

about they cres
w i remind my kids

about they cres


Memes,  Cereal Meme,  
    
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You know you're an adult when....

You get excited when there's a new sponge in the sink
You know you're an adult when....

You get excited when there's a new sponge in the sink


Memes,  Funny Adult Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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If your child can operate a smartphone

They can use any one of these
If your child can operate a smartphone

They can use any one of these


Memes,  Parenting Humor,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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When you're trying to sleep and your girl won't shut up about chores that need to be done
When you're trying to sleep and your girl won't shut up about chores that need to be done

Memes,  Sleep Jokes,  Relationship Meme,  
    
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When your mom add you on snapchat
When your mom add you on snapchat

Memes,  Funny Snapchat Jokes,  Your Mom Jokes,  
    
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Overheard my 7-year-old telling his friend that he has so many chores, like "getting dressed, eating breakfast, brushing my teeth, and waiting for the bus"

That's not how this works

That's not how any of this works
Overheard my 7-year-old telling his friend that he has so many chores, like "getting dressed, eating breakfast, brushing my teeth, and waiting for the bus"

That's not how this works

That's not how any of this works


Memes,  Thats Not How It Works,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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mom: "clean up that room'

me: "i'm eating ma"

mom: "imma eat that  you better clean up"
mom: "clean up that room'

me: "i'm eating ma"

mom: "imma eat that you better clean up"


Memes,  Moms Be Like,  
    
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