Christian Jokes One Liners

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We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.
We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Christian Quotes,  Pastor Jokes,  
    
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Who'd like to offer the closing prayer? She can't see us if we don't move.
Who'd like to offer the closing prayer?

She can't see us if we don't move.

Jurassic Park Meme,  Unhelpful Highschool Teacher (theme),  Good Christian Jokes,  
    
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Soon as religious folk start losing control of their emotions they be like
Soon as religious folk start losing control of their emotions they be like

Memes,  Short Religious Jokes,  Lmfao,  
    
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When you're laying hands on someone at the altar and you catch one of the deacons checking you out
When you're laying hands on someone at the altar and you catch one of the deacons checking you out

Memes,  Funny Church Slogans,  Church Jokes,  
    
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Narcissistic christian When praying alone just doesn't make you feel special enough
Narcissistic christian

When praying alone just doesn't make you feel special enough

Memes,  Narcissism Jokes,  
    
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Im not ashamed to admit that I'm a christian
Im not ashamed to admit that I'm a christian

Memes,  Rick Perry Jokes,  
    
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First pope ever to wash a woman's feet "Because that's what Jesus would do"
First pope ever to wash a woman's feet

"Because that's what Jesus would do"

Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  
    
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a new trend on the internet is ptos of people planking, which is the act of lying face down, keeping one's body stiff when balancing on top of something or what protestants call sex.
a new trend on the internet is ptos of people planking, which is the act of lying face down, keeping one's body stiff when balancing on top of something

or what protestants call sex.

Funny Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  Anti Conservative Jokes,  
    
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Is a televangelist christian Tells everyone Ken Ham is an idiot
Is a televangelist christian

Tells everyone Ken Ham is an idiot

Memes,  Ken Ham Meme,  
    
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If you look in the mirror and you don't see an evolved Primate... You might be a Christian.
If you look in the mirror and you don't see an evolved Primate...

You might be a Christian.

Memes,  Funny Christian Quotes,  
    
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Relax, Carl... Would I be in here if it was boiling? Lobster Baptisms
Relax, Carl... Would I be in here if it was boiling?

Lobster Baptisms

Funny Pictures,  Lobster Puns,  Funny Religious Comics,  
    
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jewish? no i'm christian you've probably never heard of it.
jewish? no i'm christian

you've probably never heard of it.

Memes,  Funny Jesus Memes,  Jesus Jokes,  
    
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Aye brah y'all coming to church or nah?
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Aye brah y'all coming to church or nah?

Memes,  Church Humor,  Funny Jesus Photos,  
    
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i forgot to study, my teacher going to if she fail me
i forgot to study, my teacher going to if she fail me

Memes,  Going To Hell Jokes,  Homework Jokes,  
    
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When your pastor already ended the sermon 5 times and that person yells "take yo time pastor!!!"
When your pastor already ended the sermon 5 times and that person yells "take yo time pastor!!!"

Funny Jokes,  Pastor Jokes,  Church Jokes,  
    
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