Christian Marriage Jokes

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Could always let deputies issue marriage licenses

Instead, forces them to follow her religion
Could always let deputies issue marriage licenses

Instead, forces them to follow her religion


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why would priest want to get married?

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we're already celibate, obedient, and in poverty.


Funny Jokes,  Catholic Priest Joke,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  
    
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Loses rib

Gets wife
Loses rib

Gets wife


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quickest divorce in history
quickest divorce in history

Divorce Humor,  Marriage Is Like Jokes,  Divorce Meme,  
    
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Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married.

"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."

Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."

The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"

To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here -- how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"


Death Jokes,  Heaven Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Jokes  
    
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