Christian One Liners

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Your body is a temple, not a visitor center
Your body is a temple, not a visitor center

Funny Religious Quotes,  Celibacy Jokes,  
    
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How I feel after talking to God about my future.
How I feel after talking to God about my future.

Memes,  Religious Jokes Clean,  
    
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The real reason behind cell division

I consider myself a secular humanist...

I'm leaning more toward creationism....
The real reason behind cell division

I consider myself a secular humanist...

I'm leaning more toward creationism....


Funny Jokes,  Gene Pool Jokes,  
    
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Somewhere in Heaven, God just bought more Oxyclean than he knows what to do with.
Somewhere in Heaven, God just bought more Oxyclean than he knows what to do with.

Funny Jokes,  Billy Mays Jokes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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Christianity

You're doing it wrong
Christianity

You're doing it wrong


Memes,  Doing It Wrong Memes (theme),  Joel Olsteen Jokes,  
    
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Crucifiction

It's a massage, essentially
Crucifiction

It's a massage, essentially


Memes,  Megyn Kelly Meme,  
    
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Adam & Eve
The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions
Adam & Eve
The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions


Funny Jokes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  
    
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Some of y'all need to try the "Open your Bible" challenge

But that's none of my business...
Some of y'all need to try the "Open your Bible" challenge

But that's none of my business...


Memes,  None Of My Business,  Funny Bible Jokes,  
    
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Yall doing Ice Bucket challenge, but won't get baptized!
Yall doing Ice Bucket challenge, but won't get baptized!

Meme,  Ice Bucket Challenge,  Kermit The Frog Jokes,  
    
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Dudes be like "Im spiritual" 

I be like "demons are spirits too, be more specific"
Dudes be like "Im spiritual"

I be like "demons are spirits too, be more specific"


Meme,  Olivia Cosby Show,  Funny Spiritual Quotes,  
    
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Saints be like

Oh just ignore him he does this every Sunday
Saints be like

Oh just ignore him he does this every Sunday


Meme,  Funny Sunday Sayings,  
    
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this is my blood, given unto you. 

and this is my body.

i don't feel very comfortable about this, jesus. 

more blood?
this is my blood, given unto you.

and this is my body.

i don't feel very comfortable about this, jesus.

more blood?


Funny Jokes,  Funny Jesus Comics,  Funny Wine Jokes,  
    
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Pastors be like

If you can turn up for Lil Boosie you can turn up fo Jesus
Pastors be like

If you can turn up for Lil Boosie you can turn up fo Jesus


Meme,  Pastor Jokes,  People Be Like,  
    
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How visitors at church look

When the spirit takes over
How visitors at church look

When the spirit takes over


Meme,  Church Jokes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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"Hey dad, where does God live?" 

"He makes everything so I guess China".

Poker face
"Hey dad, where does God live?"

"He makes everything so I guess China".

Poker face


Funny Jokes,  China Jokes,  
    
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