Christian Pick Up Lines

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Hey girl,

God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?
Hey girl,

God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?


Memes,  Chris Hemsworth Jokes,  
    
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Is your name Faith?

Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for
Is your name Faith?

Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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I went on a mission trip, and all I did was end up mission you.

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I went on a mission trip, and all I did was end up mission you.

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Funny Ecards,  Christian Humor,  
    
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"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this." 

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"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this."

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Funny Ecards,  Funny Bible Quotes,  
    
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Are you one of Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you one of Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.

Funny Ecards,  Bible Humor,  Clean Bible Jokes,  
    
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Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?

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Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?

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Funny Ecards,  Jokes About Prayer,  
    
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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me? 

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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

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Funny Ecards,  Bible Jokes,  
    
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I'd like to get to know you. Biblically speaking....

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I'd like to get to know you. Biblically speaking....

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Funny Ecards,  Clean Bible Jokes,  
    
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Hi. My name is Will... God's Will. 

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Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.

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Funny Ecards,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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God was just showing off when He made you. 

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God was just showing off when He made you.

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Funny Ecards,  Corny Pick Up Line,  
    
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Christian guys be like

I like my women like I like my Microsoft Word documents

Saved
Christian guys be like

I like my women like I like my Microsoft Word documents

Saved


Funny Jokes,  Christian Jokes For Men,  
    
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Hey gorgeous

Just finish studying the book of numbers, but noticed I don't have yours
Hey gorgeous

Just finish studying the book of numbers, but noticed I don't have yours


Meme,  Bible Puns,  
    
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I like a woman with curves

In her Bible
I like a woman with curves

In her Bible


Meme,  Bible Humor,  
    
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Are you hot or is that just the holy spirit burning inside you?!
Are you hot or is that just the holy spirit burning inside you?!

Holy Humor,  Christian Chat Up Lines  
    
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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. 

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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

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Christian Chat Up Lines,  New Funny Ecards,  Christian Humor,  
    
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