Christmas Card Jokes

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Can I have a kiss or nah?
KAPPITS (1)
ass: asslikker
Can I have a kiss or nah?

Memes,  Kissing Jokes,  Funny Flirty Quotes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
1. Get starting capital by selling Xmas cards

2. Invent new smartphone

2. Beat Apple and Samsung

Boy 

That escalated quickly
1. Get starting capital by selling Xmas cards

2. Invent new smartphone

2. Beat Apple and Samsung

Boy

That escalated quickly


Memes,  That Escalated Quickly Meme (theme),  Funny Xmas Jokes,  
    
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When you get a Christmas card 

With no money in it
When you get a Christmas card

With no money in it


Funny Jokes,  Tiger Woods Jokes List,  
    
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Stocks meme in your Christmas card

Personalized and originally achieved
Stocks meme in your Christmas card

Personalized and originally achieved


Memes,  Christmas Meme,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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All we are saying .. is give geese a chance

Merry Christmas
All we are saying .. is give geese a chance

Merry Christmas


Funny Ecards,  Funny Turkey Jokes,  
    
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To Tom

Please see below

Merry Christmas

Simon

My father and I have a close, emotional bond...
To Tom

Please see below

Merry Christmas

Simon

My father and I have a close, emotional bond...


Funny Pictures,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Gets Christmas card

From car insurance company
Gets Christmas card

From car insurance company


Forever Alone Face,  Forever Alone (theme),  
    
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Sponsored Ad
Gets a Christmas card

From doctors office
Gets a Christmas card

From doctors office


Forever Alone Face,  Forever Alone (theme),  Funny Xmas Cards  
    
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Q - What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

A - Best vicious of the season


Vampire Puns,  Dracula Jokes,  
    
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money is srt times are hard here's your ing christmas card
money is srt times are hard here's your ing christmas card

Funny Pictures,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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For Christmas, I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and scratched them off for you. You won $2. Here is the $2.

Merry Christmas!
For Christmas, I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and scratched them off for you. You won $2. Here is the $2.

Merry Christmas!


Merry Christmas Jokes,  Lottery Fail,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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I hope you get a lot of presents and a Happy Merry christmas

And you are fat
I hope you get a lot of presents and a Happy Merry christmas

And you are fat


Best Fat Jokes,  Funny Kid Notes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Santa brought me four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!

BURRRRRP!
Santa brought me four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!

BURRRRRP!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Cat Comics,  Good Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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4 Stages of Christmas

Believing in Santa

Not believing in Santa

Being Santa

Looking like Santa
4 Stages of Christmas

Believing in Santa

Not believing in Santa

Being Santa

Looking like Santa


Funny Ecards,  Santa Comics,  
    
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