Christmas Carol Jokes

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LASH Christmas, I have you my hear...

But the very NECKS day, you gave it away!
LASH Christmas, I have you my hear...

But the very NECKS day, you gave it away!


Memes,  Song Puns,  Neck Man Meme,  
    
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Me driving through a gentrified neighborhood blasting "Baby, its cold outside."
Me driving through a gentrified neighborhood blasting "Baby, its cold outside."

Memes,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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Grandma got run over

By a reindeer? Haha

No bus. Meet at hospital
Grandma got run over

By a reindeer? Haha

No bus. Meet at hospital


Memes,  Funny Text Message Fails,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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my personal favorite is tied between "jingle bells" and "where's aunt millie? oh... right. she ped earlier this year. it still seems so strange that shes not around"

The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad
my personal favorite is tied between "jingle bells" and "where's aunt millie? oh... right. she ped earlier this year. it still seems so strange that shes not around"

Funny Videos,  Holiday Humor,  Best Xmas Jokes,  
    
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*Weird noise*

Me: Whoa, did anyone else hear that?

Me on December 1st: do you hearrrr what I hearrrr?
*Weird noise*

Me: Whoa, did anyone else hear that?

Me on December 1st: do you hearrrr what I hearrrr?


Memes,  December Meme,  Meryl Streep Meme,  
    
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Silent Niiight
Sellin Whiiiite
Ain't no crosss
Issa Kniiiifeeee
Silent Niiight
Sellin Whiiiite
Ain't no crosss
Issa Kniiiifeeee


Memes,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  Rapper Meme,  
    
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On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

7 flashy dimes

6 shots a swishing 

5 NBA memes

4 poster dunks

...And the Warriors blew a 3-2-1 lead
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

7 flashy dimes

6 shots a swishing

5 NBA memes

4 poster dunks

...And the Warriors blew a 3-2-1 lead


Memes,  Best Nba Memes,  
    
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Thilver belth, thilver belth,

Ith Cwithmith time in the thity
Thilver belth, thilver belth,

Ith Cwithmith time in the thity


Mike Tyson Memes,  Christmas Memes,  Short Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

The a/c was running, go home weather, you're drunk
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

The a/c was running, go home weather, you're drunk


Memes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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deck the halls with bells of

 you
deck the halls with bells of

you


Memes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiiiiiiive drama queeeenssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-poking & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeeee!
On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiiiiiiive drama queeeenssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-poking & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeeee!

12 Days Of Christmas Jokes,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Funny Pictures For Facebook,  
    
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On the first day of Christmas-

There's only one day, I don't know what you're singing about.
On the first day of Christmas-

There's only one day, I don't know what you're singing about.


12 Days Of Christmas Jokes,  Stupid Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock

- Who's there ?

Oakham

- Oakham who ?
 
Oakham all ye faithfull... !
Knock Knock

- Who's there ?

Oakham

- Oakham who ?

Oakham all ye faithfull... !


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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