Christmas Chat Up Lines

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When you post "All I want for Christmas is you" on his wall and he deletes it
When you post "All I want for Christmas is you" on his wall and he deletes it

Memes,  Lil Mama Crying,  
    
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never mind my knee.

sit on my face
never mind my knee.

sit on my face


Memes,  Bad Santa Memes,  
    
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come on in baby

i'm fully inflated
come on in baby

i'm fully inflated


Memes,  Snowman Jokes,  
    
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it's christmas eve eve es!

jingle these bells ya'll
it's christmas eve eve es!

jingle these bells ya'll


Memes,  Silly Christmas Jokes,  Third World Success Kid (theme),  
    
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Have you been naughty?

That's nice
Have you been naughty?

That's nice


Memes,  
    
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plan on groping me at the christmas party.
plan on groping me at the christmas party.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Party Jokes,  
    
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when you turn on your christmas lights...

do they return the favor?
when you turn on your christmas lights...

do they return the favor?


Memes,  Adult Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Hey can I have a picture of you?

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
Hey can I have a picture of you?

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas


Memes,  
    
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i like spreading xmas cheer...all over your face when you're asleep
i like spreading xmas cheer...all over your face when you're asleep

Funny Ecards,  
    
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i heard the stockings were hung!
i heard the stockings were hung!

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Christmas,  
    
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dear santa, 

all i want is true love this christmas.

well then get ready.
dear santa,

all i want is true love this christmas.

well then get ready.


Meme,  
    
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all i want for christmas

is you. and you. and you
all i want for christmas

is you. and you. and you


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Christmas Posters,  Christmas Jokes Funny,  
    
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surprise butt sex

is what you're getting for x-mas
surprise butt sex

is what you're getting for x-mas


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Christmas Posters,  
    
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If one night a big fat man jumps in your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
If one night a big fat man jumps in your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Christmas Jokes One Liners,  Funny Christmas Posters  
    
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