Christmas Clap Back

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Lil cousin: Why you dont believe in Santa

Me: Same reason you dont believe in yo daddy "I've never seen em"
Lil cousin: Why you dont believe in Santa

Me: Same reason you dont believe in yo daddy "I've never seen em"


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Grandma: "Why you eating so much?"

Me: "Because I have teeth."
Grandma: "Why you eating so much?"

Me: "Because I have teeth."


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Uncle- Stop going in and out if the house!

Me- Stop going in and out of prison
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Uncle- Stop going in and out if the house!

Me- Stop going in and out of prison
#ChristmasClapBack


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aunt: you still dating that girl with a baby?
me: you still dating that man with a wife?
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aunt: you still dating that girl with a baby?
me: you still dating that man with a wife?
#christmasclapback


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Dad: So you're my daughter's lil boyfriend?

Him: I mean she call me daddy too soo...
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Tommy: Yeah, she call me Pimp Daddy though😂😂
Dad: So you're my daughter's lil boyfriend?

Him: I mean she call me daddy too soo...


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Tio: Are you old enough to drink??

Me: Are those girls old enough to be whistled at
Tio: Are you old enough to drink??

Me: Are those girls old enough to be whistled at


Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  Uncle Jokes,  
    
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Mom: Kids come take a picture with daddy

Me: Which one

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Mom: Kids come take a picture with daddy

Me: Which one

#ChristmasClapback


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Cousin: You still believe in Santa

Me: You still believe your dad at the store
Cousin: You still believe in Santa

Me: You still believe your dad at the store


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"Where's your christmas spirit?"

"...Gone, just like your edges."

#ChristmasClapback
"Where's your christmas spirit?"

"...Gone, just like your edges."

#ChristmasClapback


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You: Why you got mix match socks on?

Me: Why all your kids got mix match dads??
You: Why you got mix match socks on?

Me: Why all your kids got mix match dads??


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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Aunt: I let my kids believe in Santa

Me: I guess they gotta have a father figure somewhere

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Aunt: I let my kids believe in Santa

Me: I guess they gotta have a father figure somewhere

#ChristmasClapBack


Memes,  Santa Humor,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  
    
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Cousin: Where's the all the food?

Me: It ran away with your daddy.
Cousin: Where's the all the food?

Me: It ran away with your daddy.


Memes,  Cousin Jokes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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"Stop telling them kids Santa ain't real"

Me: "Stop telling them kids their father is coming back"
"Stop telling them kids Santa ain't real"

Me: "Stop telling them kids their father is coming back"


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#ChristmasClapback Aunty: When you getting married?

Niece: The day after you leave seagram gin alone.
#ChristmasClapback Aunty: When you getting married?

Niece: The day after you leave seagram gin alone.


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#ChristmasClapback Niece: Aunty, You think you know every.

Aunt: It's called an education. Now look at me Dab
#ChristmasClapback Niece: Aunty, You think you know every.

Aunt: It's called an education. Now look at me Dab


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