Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? 

A mince spy
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy


Funny Jokes,  Pie Puns,  Short Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Q. What followed the dinosaur?

A. It's tail!
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Q. What followed the dinosaur?

A. It's tail!


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Q. How do you offend a reindeer?

A. Make an off the hoof remark?

Can you name all 9 Santa's reindeer in 30 seconds?
Q. How do you offend a reindeer?

A. Make an off the hoof remark?

Can you name all 9 Santa's reindeer in 30 seconds?


Funny Jokes,  Corny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Q. What is santa's favourite sandwich?

A. An Artic Roll

Festive Fact:

A typical snowman is made up of 20% water (snow) and 80% air
Q. What is santa's favourite sandwich?

A. An Artic Roll

Festive Fact:

A typical snowman is made up of 20% water (snow) and 80% air


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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Kids Jokes,  
    
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What is the best Christmas present?

A broken drum, you can't beat it!
What is the best Christmas present?

A broken drum, you can't beat it!


Funny Jokes,  Drum Puns,  
    
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What do you call a blind reindeer?

No idea
What do you call a blind reindeer?

No idea


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What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots!

Happy Holidays!
What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots!

Happy Holidays!


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Q. What goes ' ho, ho, bump?'

A. Santa falling down a chimney!

Santa's belly is said to be like a bowl of jelly, but who can eat a jelly the fastest...without using their hands?
Q. What goes ' ho, ho, bump?'

A. Santa falling down a chimney!

Santa's belly is said to be like a bowl of jelly, but who can eat a jelly the fastest...without using their hands?


Funny Jokes,  Santa Claus Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes For Children,  
    
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If a crocodile skin makes a pair of shoes, what do you make from banana skins?

Slippers.
If a crocodile skin makes a pair of shoes, what do you make from banana skins?

Slippers.


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Q. What do you get if a sheep walks under a rain cloud?

A. A sheep who is under the weather.
Q. What do you get if a sheep walks under a rain cloud?

A. A sheep who is under the weather.


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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.


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What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard
What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard


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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite


Funny Jokes,  Snowman Jokes For Kids,  
    
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