Christmas Ecards

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My life is a Lexus car commercial at Christmastime.
My life is a Lexus car commercial at Christmastime.

Lexus Jokes,  Funny Holiday Ecards,  
    
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...and I want a puppy 
...and I want a jet, fully fueled and ready to take me to Cuba...or the elves will get it.
...and I want a puppy
...and I want a jet, fully fueled and ready to take me to Cuba...or the elves will get it.


Cuba Jokes,  Santa Humor,  
    
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I'm sorry Timmy. Even I can't help the Chicago Bears this year. How about a unicorn?
I'm sorry Timmy. Even I can't help the Chicago Bears this year. How about a unicorn?

Santa Jokes,  Chicago Bears Jokes,  
    
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Let's all bow our heads before Christmas dinner for a reason other than starting at our phones.
Let's all bow our heads before Christmas dinner for a reason other than starting at our phones.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Xmas Ecards,  Cell Phone Addiction,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is for someone to remember my December birthday.
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All I want for Christmas is for someone to remember my December birthday.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends,  
    
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all i want for christmas is enough alcol to get me through christmas.
all i want for christmas is enough alcol to get me through christmas.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Christmas One Liners,  Funny Xmas Wishes,  
    
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I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook.
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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plan on groping me at the christmas party.
plan on groping me at the christmas party.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Party Jokes,  
    
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Why us Christmas just like a day at the office?? - You do all the work and the fay guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Why us Christmas just like a day at the office?? - You do all the work and the fay guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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My mind says November but my heart says Christmas.
My mind says November but my heart says Christmas.

November Humor,  Funny November Quotes,  Free Holiday Ecards,  
    
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it wasn't easy, but i finally found the perfect christmas card for you.

it says...  "i caught you cheating & the bed was rocking, i pe santa s in your stocking."
it wasn't easy, but i finally found the perfect christmas card for you.

it says... "i caught you cheating & the bed was rocking, i pe santa s in your stocking."


Funny Jokes,  Cheating Ecards,  
    
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All she wants for Christmas is you...

And some new boots, money to go shopping and a lil' vaca somewhere warm!
All she wants for Christmas is you...

And some new boots, money to go shopping and a lil' vaca somewhere warm!


Funny Ecards,  Funniest Christmas Jokes,  
    
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i like spreading xmas cheer...all over your face when you're asleep
i like spreading xmas cheer...all over your face when you're asleep

Funny Ecards,  
    
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Dear Santa,

I've been good this year.
Ok, most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Nevermind.
I'll buy my own presents.
Dear Santa,

I've been good this year.
Ok, most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Nevermind.
I'll buy my own presents.


Meme,  Santa Claus Jokes For Kids,  
    
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If you want to put the Christ back in Christmas, try taking the Christmas out of Thanksgiving, Hanukkah and Yule. I don't run around in January yelling Happy Easter!!
If you want to put the Christ back in Christmas, try taking the Christmas out of Thanksgiving, Hanukkah and Yule. I don't run around in January yelling Happy Easter!!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Easter Ecards,  
    
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