Christmas Funny Quotes

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If you think I'm gonna ride around town and waste my gas looking at Christmas lights. You're dang right
If you think I'm gonna ride around town and waste my gas looking at Christmas lights. You're dang right

Memes,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Dear friends, Your Christmas gift this year...is me that's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Dear friends,

Your Christmas gift this year...is me that's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Son of a nutcracker Only 6 more days until Christmas
Son of a nutcracker

Only 6 more days until Christmas

12 Days Of Christmas Joke,  Will Ferrell Memes,  
    
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When you open a christmas card and they didn't put any money in it
When you open a christmas card and they didn't put any money in it

Memes,  Best Christmas Jokes,  
    
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*opens a empty ps4 box* Me: What is this? Dad: Same thing I said when I saw how grades #
*opens a empty ps4 box*

Me: What is this?

Dad: Same thing I said when I saw how grades #

Funny Images Of Black People,  Grade Meme,  
    
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When you in the room while they wrapping gifts and mama say dont look #
When you in the room while they wrapping gifts and mama say dont look #

Short Christmas Jokes,  Fetty Wap Meme,  Funny Christmas Pictures,  
    
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I can hardly wait to see you lookin' fancy At the office holiday party
I can hardly wait to see you lookin' fancy

At the office holiday party

Gene Wilder Meme,  Office Party Jokes,  Holiday Party Jokes,  
    
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Any day can be one more sleep til Christmas if you try hard enough.
Any day can be one more sleep til Christmas if you try hard enough.

Good Christmas Jokes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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Issues that really matter Stop Premature Christmas Decorating!
Issues that really matter

Stop Premature Christmas Decorating!

Funny Pictures,  Funny Protest Signs,  Funny Signs Quotes,  
    
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murry christmas nyukkas!!!!
murry christmas nyukkas!!!!

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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When your ex text you "Wish I can see you on Christmas" ... Ain't no Chrima
When your ex text you "Wish I can see you on Christmas" ...

Ain't no Chrima

Memes,  Ex Girlfriend Jokes,  Ex Insults,  
    
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Sorry bae... I left your Christmas gift at work
Sorry bae...

I left your Christmas gift at work

Memes,  Bae Memes,  Martin Jokes,  
    
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"christmas it's christmas help me put up the tree" "i got the tree right here u lil "
"christmas it's christmas help me put up the tree"

"i got the tree right here u lil "

Memes,  Old People Humor,  
    
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We didn't have an "Elf on a shelf," We had "be good or Santa isn't coming and you're in a lot of trouble!"
We didn't have an "Elf on a shelf,"

We had "be good or Santa isn't coming and you're in a lot of trouble!"

Funny Ecards,  Santa Humor,  Elf Jokes,  
    
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Santa, you break into people's houses and eat their cookies! Don't judge me on whether I'm good or bad.
Santa, you break into people's houses and eat their cookies! Don't judge me on whether I'm good or bad.

Funny Ecards,  Santa Humor,  
    
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