Christmas Gift Jokes

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If anybody Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size large in student loans.
If anybody Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size large in student loans.

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When ur opening your gifts and ur mom says "lemme see it"
When ur opening your gifts and ur mom says "lemme see it"

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Dear friends,

Your Christmas gift this year...is me that's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Dear friends,

Your Christmas gift this year...is me that's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.


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*Me during the holiday season*

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: Do you want to know what I bought you for Christmas?
*Me during the holiday season*

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: Do you want to know what I bought you for Christmas?


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When youre cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding
When youre cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding

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Moms during November...

"Mom, I need some more toothpaste"

"Alright, it'll have to be part of your Christmas tho"
Moms during November...

"Mom, I need some more toothpaste"

"Alright, it'll have to be part of your Christmas tho"


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Keeping my Christmas list short and sweet this year:

1. $1,000,000 in cash

2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year

3. A puppy.
Keeping my Christmas list short and sweet this year:

1. $1,000,000 in cash

2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year

3. A puppy.


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My parents got an echo for Christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa & it's great
My parents got an echo for Christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa & it's great

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Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"
Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"

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aw early gift
aw early gift

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i got you this tattoo of a sick- dragon on my back for hanukkah. you're welcome!

Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself
i got you this tattoo of a sick- dragon on my back for hanukkah. you're welcome!

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Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.

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Contemplating on how you're going to afford gifts in December when you're about to spend everything on yourself
Contemplating on how you're going to afford gifts in December when you're about to spend everything on yourself

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When the only gift you can afford is friendship
When the only gift you can afford is friendship

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Me on Christmas Day watching my family opening the gifts I bought them, thinking of all the way I could of spent that money on myself
Me on Christmas Day watching my family opening the gifts I bought them, thinking of all the way I could of spent that money on myself

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