Christmas Gift Jokes

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Keeping my Christmas list short and sweet this year:

1. $1,000,000 in cash

2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year

3. A puppy.
Keeping my Christmas list short and sweet this year:

1. $1,000,000 in cash

2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year

3. A puppy.


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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My parents got an echo for Christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa & it's great
My parents got an echo for Christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa & it's great

Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"
Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"

Memes,  New Car Jokes,  Commercial Memes,  
    
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aw early gift
aw early gift

Memes,  Middle Finger Meme,  
    
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i got you this tattoo of a sick- dragon on my back for hanukkah. you're welcome!

Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself
i got you this tattoo of a sick- dragon on my back for hanukkah. you're welcome!

Funny Videos,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Funniest Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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Contemplating on how you're going to afford gifts in December when you're about to spend everything on yourself
Contemplating on how you're going to afford gifts in December when you're about to spend everything on yourself

Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  December Memes,  
    
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When the only gift you can afford is friendship
When the only gift you can afford is friendship

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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Me on Christmas Day watching my family opening the gifts I bought them, thinking of all the way I could of spent that money on myself
Me on Christmas Day watching my family opening the gifts I bought them, thinking of all the way I could of spent that money on myself

Memes,  Christmas Meme,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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For everyone tryin to pay their bills, buy Christmas gift, and still have enough money to get lit AF on New Years
For everyone tryin to pay their bills, buy Christmas gift, and still have enough money to get lit AF on New Years

Memes,  Holiday Memes,  Hunger Games Memes,  
    
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Moms during December: 

"Mom, I need some more toothpaste."

"Alright it'll have to be part of your Christmas tho."
Moms during December:

"Mom, I need some more toothpaste."

"Alright it'll have to be part of your Christmas tho."


Memes,  December Jokes,  
    
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When you ask her if she wants a dog for Christmas and she says "I already have you"
When you ask her if she wants a dog for Christmas and she says "I already have you"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Me: Not long until Christmas, I better start buying for my family

Other me: Treat yo self
Me: Not long until Christmas, I better start buying for my family

Other me: Treat yo self


Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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well happy lidays then .
well happy lidays then .

Memes,  Funny Holiday Images,  Funny Advertising Signs,  
    
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Every mom on Christmas while you opening that gift they swore they wasn't getting you
Every mom on Christmas while you opening that gift they swore they wasn't getting you

Memes,  Mom Jokes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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